Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station
that was closed for the night. They approached one of the
gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader.'


The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.The younger
alien became angry at the lack of response.The older alien
said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'The younger
alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.Annoyed by what he perceived to be
the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and
said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in
peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or
I will fire!' The older alien again warned his comrade
saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I
really don't think you should make him
mad.''Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a
huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and
blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a
burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
patch.Half an hour passed. When he finally regained
consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened
his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser
alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green
head.'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the
young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did
you know he was so dangerous?'The older alien leaned
over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and
replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned
during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess
with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice
and then stick it in his ear.'