YOU ARE A HOOT, EMMIE!!! YOU DO KNOW TO PEE BEFORE AND AFTER?? AND WIPE FRONT TO BACK??? OF COURSE, THIS FROM A VIRTUAL VIRGIN (THOUGH AFTER 5 MONTHS, I GOT LUCKY ON ST. PATTY'S DAY!)...
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THIS JUST ISN'T RIGHT
Posted on 03/23/09, 12:21 am
I WAS READING MY INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CARE FOR MYSELF AND MY UTI YESTERDAY...AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...THERE IN BIG BOLD BLACK LETTERS IT STATED THE FOLLOWING: "NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR 2 WEEKS!" WHAT?????? ARE THEY JOKING? THAT'S LIKE TELLING A COCAINE ADDICT TO QUIT THE PIPE COLD TURKEY!
WELL, I SIMPLY REFUSE...
KIDDING, KIDDING...I KNOW IT ISN'T SAFE. SO, LAST NIGHT WE WATCHED SOME PORN, I POLISHED HIS KNOB, AND WE HAD REAR-ENTRY HANKY PANKY...YOU KNOW ME...THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!
SO, HOW ARE ALL OF YOU?
XOXO, EMMIE
WELL, I SIMPLY REFUSE...
KIDDING, KIDDING...I KNOW IT ISN'T SAFE. SO, LAST NIGHT WE WATCHED SOME PORN, I POLISHED HIS KNOB, AND WE HAD REAR-ENTRY HANKY PANKY...YOU KNOW ME...THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!
SO, HOW ARE ALL OF YOU?
XOXO, EMMIE
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Reply #1 03/26/09 6:33pm
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Reply #2 03/26/09 6:34pm
OH, I FORGOT, JEALOUS!!! -
Reply #3 03/27/09 8:44am
YEP. WIPING...I UNDERSTAND THE RULES...AND I AM WISHING THAT A STRONG STRAPPING YOUNG BUCK OR A PRETTY LITTLE THING COMES YOUR WAY SOON! -
Reply #4 03/30/09 9:10pm
hey emmie, i have a uti too, they(dr) never told me that. wanna swap ? lol -
Reply #5 04/01/09 4:03am
LOL Dave!!!!!!!!! Em, you go girl!
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