Dixe4me

Grant a Wish

Posted on 08/12/08, 12:36 pm

The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.

• Reply #1 08/13/08  2:30am
  
  Hathani
  Granted - here is your machine, in order to make it work though you will have to peddle fast.
  
  
  I wish I lived by the beach
  
  
  (great game Dixie)
• Reply #2 08/13/08  11:24am
  
  Dixe4me
  Granted-along with the beach you get all the slimey seaweed hanging from your door knobs,clothes line and everywhere else. And crusted sea salt on your skin! YUCK!
  
  I wish I I didn't have to do house work.
• Reply #3 08/13/08  6:42pm
  
  Hathani
  Granted - but along with that you will get infested with mice, rats, cockroaches and all sorts of vermins living in your food and clothes. And the smell of all the excrement - Oh phew!!!!!!! really putrid
  
  
  I wish I could be in the same time zones as my friends.
• Reply #4 08/14/08  11:45am
  
  Dixe4me
  Ugh! You are cruel Hathani!! lol
  
  Granted ( you would pick a hard one:) but with that same time zone you will constantly have sever jet leg hopping back and forth all over the country and then be too tired to chat with us!
  
  
  I wish school would hurry up and start:)
• Reply #5 08/14/08  7:28pm
  
  BillyJackTu...
  Granted- but the gas problem at the school closes it until Nov. and the boys will have to stay home and their friends will be staying over lots because other parents are out of state.
• Reply #6 08/14/08  7:33pm
  
  BillyJackTu...
  I wish I could go on holidays.
• Reply #7 08/14/08  9:05pm
  
  Dixe4me
  Cruel Cruel you guys are so cruel to me1!!! lol
  
  
  Granted BillyJackTu You holiday's will be full of congested airports, then you'll have to sit in the hot plane for an hour waiting for take off, your luggage will get lost, the tour bus breaks down and the waiters spill tea on your brand new white blouse, the hotel has cockroaches....(guess I better stop lol)
  
  
  I wish I could go see the Promise land.
• Reply #8 08/15/08  3:16am
  
  Hathani
  Your wish is granted, but like Moses it will be from a distance and you will have to wait as there is this barrier between you and it - look but don't touch,
  
  
  I wish I could visit some of my DS friends.
  
  (why should I make things easy for you? LOL)
• Reply #9 08/15/08  11:44am
  
  Dixe4me
  Wish Granted!! You could visit me! YOu would love it here....husband yelling out orders, kids fighting non stop, dog and cat chasing each other around and around the house. There's only one bathroom...hope you got a strong bladder cause you'll have to share with 6!!! You must have good balance to walk over dog toys, pillows and blankets and movies that the kids are always dragging out. Loud TV and we stay up late! Doesn't it sound exciting! LOL OH and I don't cook much anymore so you might get a little hungry :)
  
  
  I wish my kids would play peacefully!
• Reply #10 08/16/08  9:56am
  
  Hathani
  Wish granted but you will have to feed, clothe and educate the two dozen other children that have arrived to help them play peacefully. And they are all growing boys with appetites that seem like they are bottomless pits.
  
  
  I wish that I could get my little pool's water heated so I could swim.

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