neutron

Thank you Ellie

Posted on 06/20/09, 10:48 pm

Thanks you for getting everything in order here. All the pools were cleaned, the beaches were swept, 12 new condos have been built and ready for rent, the bars and restaurants are all stocked, all of the employees are happy. We are making mega bucks. The only problem is Bessie is out of control again. I think she needs a stay in rehab.
Otherwise you did a great job. Sorry the goats were having to do crowd control. I hope no one got hurt.

• Reply #1 06/21/09  3:31pm
  
  NTJ
  No one got hurt, not yet at least :) Ms. Ellie may when she tries to put Bessie back in Rehab. Oh boy, I don't wanna be here for that one. Maybe I'll run back to the mainland for that day, lol :D
• Reply #2 06/21/09  5:02pm
  
  debbear
  Hey.....don't nobody tell Neut that Ms Ellie was gone all this time and it was the "gang of idiots" from the Dump running the place........that way if something goes wrong.....we can blame Ms Ellie.......LOL
  
  
  ~~~~bear.....always covering ass
• Reply #3 06/22/09  2:18pm
  
  neutron
  Well it's about time we had some work done at the MOP. After no one would clean up the puke in the bar off of the casino, everyone stopped coming around. A big thank you to whomever cleaned up the puke (I think it was Calicat)
  Where is that damned drunken monkey? I think it took a shit in my hat. I hate that when that happens.
• Reply #4 06/22/09  2:18pm
  
  neutron
  OK, thats CK's hat, never mind
  
• Reply #5 06/22/09  3:40pm
  
  debbear
  Oh My Gawd........I just saw CK leaving the Island with that hat ON.......and some weird brownish green stuff running down his face.................And Bessie was following right behind him making some kinda screeching sound.....yellin something that sounded like......shit......shit .....shit.....and CK just kept on walking?.....never looked back.
• Reply #6 07/13/09  3:45am
  
  CaliCat
  Yes Neut ~ it was I who cleaned up the puke in the bar outside the Casino. So sorry, but I left some puke of my own behind. I think some drunk slipped on it on his way out while I was walking away. I didn't turn my head when I heard a thunk, then some guy yelling, "Bessie, are you the one who did this???" I was afraid to find out who "Bessie" was, hoping that the name I heard was really Betsy. I hate snitching. Go figure, I shoulda known. Man, it hurts to be right...
  
  Ellie, oh Ellie ~ thank you so much for doing my job while I am vacationing! You are doing wonderful; what a great assistant you are!!! I'm getting a wonderful tan, and the birds chirp so sweetly! Ok yall, gotta go soak in the hot tub. My ole' body is creakin' and weary. Henrietta is joining me, and wants me to tell all of you that she says "hay," and "wish you were here!"
  
  
  
• Reply #7 07/13/09  6:50am
  
  debbear
  Man Neut......I don't know who this Cat is calling herself Calli....but it was ME and the Gang of Idiots from the Dump that did ALL the cleaning around here.....all these other guys have been MIA for almost a month!!!.
  
  Now the Gang of Idiots is also MIA and its just me, Dumbo, Bessie....and oh yes....Henrietta....and of course the Goats.
  
  So, I don't think Henrietta will going going anywhere with some smooth talking Cat, just because she pops in after a month or so and tells her to. Nope....me and the "guys" (Dumbo, Bessie, Henrietta, Goats, etc).....well we have become almost like ONE!! And its gonna be hard for anyone to separate us........have ya ever heard of a elephant talking in bear?? Yepper.....its happened.....we're all speaking each others language now.....and a bond like that is hard to break!!!
  
  So Ms. CaliCAT will just have to ease her way back into Henrietta's life.......slowly.....carefully....so has not to traumatize her too much:)
  
  ~~~~bear....."speaking in tongues"...........
• Reply #8 07/14/09  11:03pm
  
  neutron
  But Cali is CEO and still collecting her paychecks, she is on her yearly 4 month vacation.
  
• Reply #9 07/15/09  7:26am
  
  debbear
  Well Hell Neut.....why didn't she just say so......she must be one of those big shots getting a big bonus, trips to resort spa's, vacations and all those "perks" while the place is going to hell and the tax-goats are pickin up the tab.........of course I understand now........you just should have said that in the first place.
  
  Yea.....makes sense now......I understand.
• Reply #10 08/01/09  8:53pm
  
  Janet4life
  calicat is a sweetie LOL

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