debbear

Ms Ellies Back

Posted on 06/19/09, 05:16 pm

Ok.....all you goats, elephants, monkeys, and pigs......I just seen that Ms Ellie is back.....and probably a LOT of the others.......so you guys better get it together.....get out of the bar.....straighten up you act......get this Island cleaned up from the mess you made.

If you don't.....I'm gonna tell on YOU.

And Bessie.....you will be in a world of shit......so ALL of you.....GET TO WORK.....FAST!!!

I want this place in tip top shape by the time Ms Eliie gets here.

If you need any thing or have any questions.......I will be in the Tavern!!! Now get to it!!

Dumbo.....if she calls for a ride to the Island......stall her until you guys get the place cleaned up!!!

Bessie.....get those damn underwear OFF your head......and you goats.....stop chasing the damn pigs!!! Henreitta doesn't want anything to do with you.....and I think she has made that perfectly clear.

• Reply #1 06/19/09  5:24pm
  
  debbear
  Look guys....if you won't listen to me.....I'm gonna go hunt Neut down and maybe HE will help you see the light!!!!
  
  He could just send you all back to the Mainland....and YOU KNOW whats its like there.....so get to work!!!
  
  Bessie....come with me.......NOW!!! Damn it
• Reply #2 06/20/09  11:12am
  
  Ellie2009
  Hmmmm....a lil squirell told me ya'll heard I was coming back....but I'll wait awhile which sounds like a good idea....I need rest from last vaca before I come take another vaca there - whoop em in shape gal you have more control over them critters than I ever did....
  
  Skeeter is back too and looking for her tavern....so glad you got it back from whereever Bessie and her friends took it....
  
  later aligator
• Reply #3 06/20/09  9:15pm
  
  NTJ
  Deb....ummmmmmmmm....... Bessie got away :( I guess she heard I was on a war path for MY, yes MY underwear she stole after I caught her with Dumbo. I saw her outside the Tavern for a few minutes and the minute she spotted me she took off. Ms. Ellie, Deb & I are going to need a vaca from Bessie, please hurry back soon !!!!!
• Reply #4 06/20/09  9:55pm
  
  Ellie2009
  I know hun....Bessie is a total handful and I feel so bad leaving her there w/ya'll....like I said before I tried to slip her a mickey and keep her on mainland but dang monkey outsmarted me again.....I'll be back and get her in rehab asap.....
  
  Sorry about your underwear hun....go to Dumbo's condo....she has attached condo w/every type/size designer clothes from every famous artist in the world and undies better than Victorias's Secret ever imagined in all sizes (from giffafe, donkeys, goats and a separte space for us humans)....
  
  Hate to say it but if all she did was steal undies she is really behaving herself...thanks debbear for keeping her drunk butt under control....at least she didn't get to send for all her monkey friends and take over island like she did last 4th of July....
  
  OMG it's almost 4th of July again.....I gotta get there fast....it was bad last year when her and friends kept doing lop de lopps during fireworks....don't think Neutron ever totally forgave her for that mess...
• Reply #5 06/21/09  7:19am
  
  debbear
  Oh No Ms Ellie......Not "lop de lopps".........shit.....NTJ.....isn't that what we saw Bessie doing all weekend??? Shit.....she must have been practicing for the 4th.....thats why she had Dumbo smuggled in those fireworks!!
  
  We thought she was just trying to put on some kinda show for us??? I think she was teaching the goats AND the pigs how to do "lop de kopps"......now come the 4th ALL the animals are gonna be doing it.......and what the hell will Neut do then???
  
  It will look like its all MY fault, cause she was doing it on MY watch..........Oh wait.......I'll just blame it on Clinton.....Yea.....thats what I'll do.........I'll say it started LONG before I came on board...........
  
  Sure wish we would have known about Dumbo's stash of Victoria Secrets undies ......hell we had Dumbo fly us to Paris and pick up some new ones.....and ya know Dumbo never mentioned a thing about having a bunch stashed!!!
  
  Of course, she dropped us off at the Boutique and she headed for the quaint little Parisian Cafe and sat there drinking and watching all those elephants stroll by.........it was really a kewl site, she had such a special look in her eyes......so its kinda hard to be mad at her......and of course she gave us Neut's CC to pay for every thing.....so I guess its all good:)
  
  Well....Welcome back Ms Ellie and gang......I'll go check out the rest of the island and see what kinda shape its in this morning.....last I looked everyone was working hard to get it back to "normal"
  
  I am a LITTLE worried as I saw Neut this morning and he wasn't looking good at all......hope its not because he came by here and saw the mess (and is now ready to kill us)!!
• Reply #6 06/21/09  3:29pm
  
  NTJ
  Yup, she was lop de lopping away all weekend. I definitely think we need to secure Bessie in rehab by the 4th, maybe keep things a bit under control then. I'm following you Deb, I'm blaming it on Clinton :) I forgot Dumbo gave us Neut's CC to pay for our Paris trip, maybe that's why Neut didn't look so good ? He saw the bill ? Ooops, sry Neut. Bessie musta worn off on us a bit, lol. Can't wait for the 4th of July festivities, sounds like a blast. Lop de Lopps or not :D
• Reply #7 06/21/09  5:08pm
  
  debbear
  I did notice Neut was looking a bit "under the weather"......ya think maybe Bessie slipped him a monkey too??
  
  NTJ as long as you're behind me on the Clinton story, I'm sure no one will question us......we'll be safe and secure:)
  
  Here we go loop de lopp.....here we loop de la........damn Bessie got me singing her song now.......Slap me if you here me doing in in front of Neut.
  
  Here we go loop de loop, here we go loop de la, here we go loop de loop....all on a Sat night
• Reply #8 06/22/09  7:28am
  
  Ellie2009
  Don't worry guys - Bessie is MY problem child & she will be dealt with accordingly as soon as I can get away from mainland....
  
  I'll be around way before the 4th so can help control things so we can have a great holiday w/o flight shows and burning monkey tails. It was great last year except for having to stop the fireworks briefly several times....
  
  I'm concerned when ya say Neut is looking under the weather - have ya heard from him? I was hoping he was still enjoying his well deserved vaca....will contact him.
  
  Carry on my brave lil island warriors....hey debbear saw you were promoted to Admin....that is SO appropriate but bless your lil heart (lol)......xoxo
• Reply #9 06/22/09  9:52am
  
  debbear
  Yea......I seem to be moving up in the world.....Founder of one.....Admin on another......Hell , pretty soon I'll be President........oh wait......thats Sarah's job.
  
  Now don't be too harsh on Bessie....she really did show us a good time......LOL

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