schnarfle

*tip toes through the tulips...

Posted on 11/02/09, 11:49 am

& pounces on Bear...

I gotcha you scoundrel! I challenge you to a duel! Draw your weapon & fight!


*draws out my toy light saber & does a bunch of fancy ninja moves & stuff...

• Reply #1 11/02/09  3:58pm
  
  OldManBear
  [Shrugs off duster and produces a Kendo stick (wooden practice sword)]
  
  You know the rule we both live by.
• Reply #2 11/02/09  6:56pm
  
  schnarfle
  *screams like a banshee & runs at Bear...
  
  I'll get you my pretty & your little dog too!!!!
• Reply #3 11/02/09  7:20pm
  
  OldManBear
  [parries blow, spins, lunges, retreats, lunges, performs aing-Ti maneuver which knocks Schnarf's sword away and leaves her off-balance. Holds sword to Schnarf's chin, smiles pleasantly]
  
  Any last words?
• Reply #4 11/02/09  8:10pm
  
  Happy2
  Hey Schnarflepoo.....leave me out of this. You want a piece of me......meet me in the skies above Fibroland.
  
  (starts engine on Sopwith Camel.....revs engine..........starts takeoff run.......lifts off into wild blue yonder)..
  
  
  OK SCHNARFLEPOO......I AWAIT THEE!!!!!
• Reply #5 11/02/09  8:18pm
  
  OldManBear
  [Sir Bear pulls the sword away] I have a F-4-U 1 Corsair at the field. I can have it fueled and prepped if you want to go after him.
  
  http://www.vectorsite.net/Yaf4u_3m...
  
  
  
• Reply #6 11/03/09  12:37am
  
  schnarfle
  *rises up in the air all matrix-ee like & dodges bullets & stuffs & retrieves my toy light saber...
  
  *mouth moving before words are heard...
  
  Bwahahaha...you think you can beat me that easily Bear-san? I think not! HIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!!!!
  
  *karate chops Bear's spleen, then magically appears in Mutley's cockpit...
  
  Mutley-san, prepare to crash land...
  
  *pushes all the buttons & jumps out...
• Reply #7 11/03/09  12:57pm
  
  Happy2
  Wonderful.......now what the heck!!!!
  
  [planes spirals down, heading toward Mutley's doghouse]
  
  NOT THE HOUSE!!!!
  
  CRAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!
  
  CRAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BOINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!! [smashes into Town hall]
  
  BOINNNNNNNNGGGG!!!! BOINNNNNNNGGGG!!!! BOINNNGGG!!!!!
  
  [plane finally comes to a rest, a pile of wood spliters with Mutley mangled and unmoving in the cockpit]
  
  
  Stay tuned to see if Mutley survives the most horrendous crash of his flying career.
• Reply #8 11/03/09  2:22pm
  
  schnarfle
  *skips up to the plane, picks out all the splinters & places the defibulator pads...
  
  CLEAR!!!!!
  
  *pushes the button...
• Reply #9 11/03/09  5:12pm
  
  Happy2
  ZAP!!!!!!
  
  YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!
  
  [Mutley jumps straight up in the air]
  
  THAT SMARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Reply #10 11/03/09  5:13pm
  
  Happy2
  Where am I? Who are you? Did you make this mess? What day is it?
  
  [passes out]

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