crigi

joke

Posted on 10/27/09, 01:11 pm

I just found this site. So here's my joke: A gorgeous grey haired man saunter's into a restaurant and a woman eating her lunch couldn't take her eyes off of him, he was THAT sexy. She realized that she had been staring shamelessly and thought that she should apologize when to her surprise he met her eyes and came over. He whispered throatily into her ear "I will do anything..no matter how dirty or disgusting...for $20". She looked him over consideringly and then handed him her address and said..."clean my house"!

• Reply #1 10/27/09  1:31pm
  
  OldManBear
  My friend Paula would have said "Change the oil in my car", otherwise, same sentiment.
• Reply #2 10/27/09  2:22pm
  
  pilgrimVon
  hee hee
• Reply #3 10/27/09  2:58pm
  
  wingedwolf
  hehehehhehehhehehe! Welcome!
• Reply #4 10/27/09  9:04pm
  
  Happy2
  snicker snicker snicker. Welcome! I am called Mutley, the Judge of this here land. Also known for my flying skills. (Just cannot land worth a darn.)
• Reply #5 10/27/09  9:35pm
  
  OldManBear
  I am Sir Bear, the sheriff.... and MISter Bear of LARGER Than Life party planning... and Reverend Bear, the wedding officiant... and Chef Ursus... and Chevalier Our, the royal couturier...
  
  
• Reply #6 10/28/09  11:00am
  
  Happy2
  Actually he is Chief Pain-in-the-butt-so-you-better-watch-out!!!!
  
  Wingedwolf is the Mayor and she/he/it is a transvestite hamster with a handlebar mustache and wears a wedding dress married to Wally the Wombat who just slobbers and drooles.
• Reply #7 10/28/09  3:19pm
  
  crigi
  nice and ty for the amusing welcome...I also have problems landing, and walking....and thinking...basically anything that requires co-ordination:)
• Reply #8 10/28/09  3:37pm
  
  Happy2
  We shall get along just fine than Crigi........they actually coated my biplane with rubber so it would not crash into things.....now it crashes...bounces...crashes....bounces.... I have wiped out the jail, the town hall, the wet noodle factory among things. So please join in the fun. No serious thoughts allowed.
• Reply #9 11/04/09  8:57am
  
  mynameisD
  Tee Hee....and stuff.....I think that if I thought about it, it would be something to think about, don't you think so, or do you think that thinking about something that bears no thinking about is worth thinking about? Don't you think?

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