pilgrimVon

WOT - No nuts!

Posted on 10/16/09, 01:13 pm

I bought a packet of chicken sausages and written in the warning label is this

WARNING:
Contains: Wheat, gluten and sulphates
Recipe does not contain nuts
Ingredients : Cannot guarantee no nuts
Factory: No nuts

Does this mean they dont have a Mental Health policy, or does it genuinly mean that there are no nuts.

Please write your own ideas below.

• Reply #1 10/16/09  1:25pm
  
  OldManBear
  Well, mental health is like Almond Joy Vs Mounds: sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
• Reply #2 10/16/09  1:51pm
  
  wingedwolf
  I think whoever wrote the instructions was nuts! Does that count in the recipe?
• Reply #3 10/16/09  4:12pm
  
  Happy2
  Nuts...(scratching grouch, with cross-eyed crazed look in eyes)----whose nuts?
• Reply #4 10/16/09  4:56pm
  
  pilgrimVon
  well, whoever that was that wrote the ingredients didnt have any nuts to scratch Happy, because it said there were NO NUTS in the factory...so you just go ahead and scratch your crutch! you nutter you!
• Reply #5 10/16/09  7:23pm
  
  schnarfle
  It was probably a squirrel invasion! The little boogers probably stole them all! :}
• Reply #6 10/16/09  7:51pm
  
  OldManBear
  I know six squirrels who would deny that - were it not the fact that their mouths were full of nuts.
• Reply #7 10/16/09  8:14pm
  
  Wonderbaby
  Why didn't they say it didn't contain Marshmallows? The Peeps are gonna be so upset! Awe man, once they find out....it's gonna hit the ..............
• Reply #8 10/16/09  8:31pm
  
  OldManBear
  Well, let's not tell the peeps and spare their feelings.
• Reply #9 10/16/09  10:03pm
  
  Wonderbaby
  And it contained Sulfates? Wasn't he one of the Greek Gods?
  You know...Sully? The one from Hattes or something like that?
  
  
• Reply #10 10/26/09  9:22pm
  
  wingedwolf
  The nuts are protesting... claiming employer discrimination

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