Happy2

GIVE AWAY!!!!!!

Posted on 10/12/09, 10:51 pm

[Mutley walks out of his doghouse with a big big sigh on a stake in one hand and a hammer in the other]

MUST PUT THIS SIGN CLOSE TO THE ROADWAY SO PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

[pounds stake in to ground and hammers sign to state]

PUPPIES.......FREE TO GOOD HOME.........350 FEMALE AND 251 MALE.

[put puppies into big box and loads box on to cart)

Most go into town and try to peddle these puppies there too.

[Starts pushing cart into town when suddenly] WHOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!

I BEEN HUGGED!!!!!! OH NO!!!! THE CART IS ROLLING DOWN THE HILL!!!!!!

HELP!!!! SOMEONE STOP THAT CART!!!!!

CRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[runs down hill to site of crash] OH MY......THERE ARE 601 PUPPIES MISSING......THEY'RE LOOSE IN TOWN.

(Hope they don't cause too much trouble).

• Reply #1 10/12/09  10:54pm
  
  wingedwolf
  oMG There's a puppy in my soup!
• Reply #2 10/12/09  10:59pm
  
  OldManBear
  [Sheriff Sir Bear rises to his feet where he had been knocked down. There are muddy paw prints all over him.]
  
  Boy, what a day!
  
  [hears doppler effect, sees blur, reaches out...]
  
  I got the hugger! [looks] No, I don't. I got a wedding dress. A top hat and a wedding dress?
  
  
• Reply #3 10/12/09  11:18pm
  
  wingedwolf
  Hey the puppies are eating the wet noodle factory.
  
  
  
  
  
  ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Someone hugged Sue ellen!
• Reply #4 10/13/09  10:09am
  
  mynameisD
  I will take the puppies Mutley. Now Bear, Mutley, Walafred and Ham Ham, dig into my bag of puppy steaks here and start in the center of town...on the square and circle and triangle and hexagon of town....lay a little tidbit every few feet, in all directions, but ending at the palace. the puppies will eat the puppy steaks and come home to the palace, where we will name them all and watch them grow into perfect little doggie specimen.
  
  Now get to work rounding up puppies, I am off to the palace to order 100 balls, chew toys, meat for cook to prepare for meals, oh we need lots of water bowls and a large fence put up around the palace park until they learn to listen and come and not get themselves hurt....oh I just love dogssssssssssssss
• Reply #5 10/13/09  11:25am
  
  schnarfle
  I've already got my puppy George! He looks just like Mutley! :}
• Reply #6 10/13/09  11:42am
  
  wingedwolf
  they all look like Mutley
• Reply #7 10/13/09  12:26pm
  
  Happy2
  [during the night the Queen gets out of bed to use the bathroom......as her feet hit the floor, she feels something soft and squeeshie between her toes. A certain aroma comes from whatever she stepped in]
  
  [Von Von is awakened during the night with something cold rubbing her neck and something wet licking her face]
  
  [Schrarflepoo wakes up in the morning to find all her furniture chewed to pieces, her chickens are all missing with feathers everywhere]
  
  [Ham Ham wakes to his/hers/its cage shaking like an earthquake. Hammy jumps out of bed into a wet puddle on the floor. He/she/whatever finds her food all eaten, Wally's dynamite is missing, and suddenly something, like a tail, comes out of the dark and bounces her off the wall. Hammy holds on for dear life and is swished back and forth] Hammy exclaims, "WHAT!!!!!!! WOW WHAT A RIDE."
  
  Sir Bear wakes in the morning to find his gun belt all chewed up, his gun missing, his nightstick with little teeth marks all over it, and his ammo has been ingested. He looks towards the door and sees a puppy heading out. The puppy suddenly farts and a bullet just misses the Sherrif's privates.]
• Reply #8 10/13/09  12:32pm
  
  wingedwolf
  ***** Puppy farts ***** Hammy is whisked away on a bullet!
  HALP! Puppy butt revolt!
• Reply #9 10/13/09  12:38pm
  
  mynameisD
  Ohhhh No, Mutley, you are just dreaming....my puppies are perfectly behaved darlings and have their own bathrooms, of course. You go back to sleep again, it was just a dream.
• Reply #10 10/13/09  2:16pm
  
  Happy2
  Then why are there puppies running all over Fibromania, farting bullets, carrying dynamite in their mouths, peeing and pooping all over the place? I think you are dreaming my Queeniepoo. My airplane has so many bullet holes in it that if I start it, it will explode.

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