oh yes I remember that one.. it has been around.. but it is soooooo funny.. lol.. love it.. thank you I needed a smile and a lil laught today .
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Stressed...Who Me??
Posted on 10/30/09, 02:50 pm
Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks
to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching
the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the
front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to
be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle,
explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed
limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the
officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem
awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer.
We just got off Route 127!"
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a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks
to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching
the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the
front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't
understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to
be the problem?" The trooper trying to contain a chuckle,
explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed
limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the
officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem
awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer.
We just got off Route 127!"
Author Unknown
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Reply #1 10/30/09 5:05pm
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Reply #2 10/31/09 9:30am
now that was a funny. thanks for the laugh and smile today. love you. -
Reply #3 11/01/09 3:48pm
Thank you Simone.. :) Thank you JoAnne.. :)
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Reply #4 11/02/09 9:56am
lol,lol -
Reply #5 11/02/09 5:17pm
LOL :) -
Reply #6 11/04/09 11:58pm
Very cute. Thanks. -
Reply #7 11/05/09 12:00am
Joke.
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul. As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before in the twenty years I've been putting in septic tanks.
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Reply #8 11/05/09 9:09pm
LOL, THAT WAS FUNNY. -
Reply #9 11/06/09 1:07pm
LOL LOL LOL
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