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Bluegrass Jokes?

Posted on 01/11/11, 04:42 pm
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that its electrified.

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  • Reply #1 01/11/11  4:46pm
    Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Four. One to change the light bulb and three to tell him that that ain't how Bill Monroe did it.

    Q. How can you tell a bluegrass musician in east Texas?

    A. He is the one with the clean bowling shirt


    Q: What do you say to a bluegrass musician in a three piece suit?

    A: "Will the defendant please rise."


    : How many mandolin players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 2,One to turn the bulb and the other to blame the banjo player because it blew out !

    u can tuna fish, but you can't tune a banjo.
  • Reply #2 01/11/11  4:50pm
    Last week i had to go in the city, I parked my truck, walked 5 blocks , then realized I left my banjo in the back of the truck. In a panic I ran back to the truck, and discovered that someone left 4 more banjos there?....go figure

    : How many bluegrass purists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: CHANGE?!

    (adapted from a joke about Methodists)



    A banjo player and his wife moved from their old home place in Kentucky to Nashville in hopes that he would finally hit the bigtime and play on the Grand Old Opry. As time went by, he began to build a name for himself as a pretty dang good banjer picker. At every truck stop and John Deere dealership he pulled into it seemed that there was alway some sweet young thing that would recognize him, and....well, you know how the ladies love those banjer pickers. Finally, one day his wife had all she could stand. When he got home from the latest festival, he found an empty house....all except for the divorce papers that she left for him.

    Q: How many bluegrass purists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    What's a light bulb? My stove oil lantern works just fine.

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