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Signs He Loves you...
Posted on 11/07/09, 11:56 pm
* He pretends to like your cat by no longer drop-kicking Fluffy down a flight of stairs when you're not looking.
* When you come over to visit, they start picking up -- they shove underwear under their beds, (theirs and other women's) they move the Playboy centerfold to a less frequented room and they hide dirty dishes in less conspicuous places.
* They let you see the remote control. You as a woman will never actually get to use the remote, so consider a distant viewing of it a positive sign.
* They rub your feet for 1-2 minutes before requesting a blowjob.
* They take one of those Cosmo quiz things without complaining. Although they will resent you for it (please make a note of it)
* They turn off the computer in order to spend more time with you. If they actually delete the porn mail - you can expect a proposal within weeks.
* They use "we" when they used to use "I" ("We can't go out tonight. We're giving me a blowjob")
* They stop making references to their ex-girlfriends ("I am in love with my ex-girlfriend", "I am stalking my ex-girlfriend" and "Gee... my ex-girlfriend sure gave me great blowjobs!"
* They don't mind that their parents, pets and children like you better. Their friends will never like you better - they undoubtedly want to sleep with you, but they will never like you...
* When you come over to visit, they start picking up -- they shove underwear under their beds, (theirs and other women's) they move the Playboy centerfold to a less frequented room and they hide dirty dishes in less conspicuous places.
* They let you see the remote control. You as a woman will never actually get to use the remote, so consider a distant viewing of it a positive sign.
* They rub your feet for 1-2 minutes before requesting a blowjob.
* They take one of those Cosmo quiz things without complaining. Although they will resent you for it (please make a note of it)
* They turn off the computer in order to spend more time with you. If they actually delete the porn mail - you can expect a proposal within weeks.
* They use "we" when they used to use "I" ("We can't go out tonight. We're giving me a blowjob")
* They stop making references to their ex-girlfriends ("I am in love with my ex-girlfriend", "I am stalking my ex-girlfriend" and "Gee... my ex-girlfriend sure gave me great blowjobs!"
* They don't mind that their parents, pets and children like you better. Their friends will never like you better - they undoubtedly want to sleep with you, but they will never like you...
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Reply #1 11/08/09 12:48am
LMAOOO PEARLY, ONLY YOU!!...LOL.. TO DAMN FUNNY:) -
Reply #2 11/08/09 7:29am
WE KNOW, WHERE PEARLS MIND IS, AND THAT REMINDS, WHERE'S MY BLOWJOB PEARLS????????????????????????????? ROFLMAO -
Reply #3 11/08/09 8:14am
WOW!!!! WHAT A POST THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE? LMFAO!!!!! -
Reply #4 11/08/09 10:10am
Ask your WIFE mailman..and BEHAVE yourself, would you? Lindsey can't you keep him in control?!!! BAD MAILMAN ! BAD MAILMAN!! (You didn't even shove your underwear under furniture ..you call that "love"?LMAO) -
Reply #5 11/08/09 12:26pm
He pretends to like your cat -
Reply #6 11/08/09 12:35pm
THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY! -
Reply #7 11/08/09 1:53pm
LMAO PEARLS!!!!!!!!!!! -
Reply #8 11/08/09 5:44pm
pearls your gonna get me trouble. GAYE IS GETTING JEALOUS AGAIN......LMAO -
Reply #9 11/08/09 5:52pm
you know it Pat.. you know it........ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Reply #10 11/08/09 7:56pm
Mailman- all us women have learned to share you...we know you are God's gift to ALL women !! ahahaha!!
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