Discussion Topic
Scary fortune cookies
Posted on 11/01/09, 10:37 pm
Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie
We know where you live.
You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
Everyone's meal today is on you!
The "special sauce" came from the floor!
Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.
See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe
We know where you live.
You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
Everyone's meal today is on you!
The "special sauce" came from the floor!
Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.
See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe
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Reply #1 11/01/09 10:40pm
LOL CAROL, VERY FUNNY..LOL -
Reply #2 11/02/09 7:23am
Me2....very funny indeed!!!! R U gonna be OK CAROL??? LMFAO! -
Reply #3 11/02/09 12:04pm
yes gord -
Reply #4 11/07/09 8:12pm
R U FUCKIN' SURE BOUT THAT?....LMFAO!!!!! -
Reply #5 11/07/09 11:43pm
Um...I was "GONNA" get chinese take-out food tonight...but maybe I'll pass..THANKS CAT!!! LOL -
Reply #6 11/08/09 12:24pm
I'm ok gord your welcome sue
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