Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said,
"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."



ONE DAY TOMMY'S MOTHER WAS SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH, WAITING FOR HER TWO YOUNG BOYS TO GET OFF THE SCHOOL BUSS DOWN THE STREET. THEY WENT TO A PRIVATE CHRUCH SCHOOL. THE BUS STOPE THE BOY GOT OFF , NO SOONER HAD THE BOYS GOT OFF THE BUS WHEN TOMMY THE OLDER BOY STARTED PUSHING THE LIITTLE BROTHER JIM IN A HOLE OF WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. . HE DID THIS SEVERAL TIMES AND DID SOME HAND GESTRUES EACH TIME AS IF PRAYING AND LOOING UP AND PRAISING GOD. THE BOYS GOT HOME AND MOTHER ASK WHY IN THE WORLD WERE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND PUSHING IN THE WATER . i WAS NOT BEING MEAN I WAS SAVINGING HIM. WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN , MOTHER ASK. MAMA WE WERE PLAYING BAPTISIM . YOU KNOW MAMA IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON AND IN THE HOLE HE GOES!