This story goes on and on but I will cut to the chase.....

Frank was selected to judge a chili tasting competion because no one else wanted to do it. As he tasted chili after chili, he became more stressed and started losing control of bodily functions.

After # 7 his description went like this"

"You could put a grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldn't feel it. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chili that slid unnoticed out of the side of my mouth. At some point, I've decided to stop breathing because it is too painful and I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in throught the 4-inch hole in my stomach."

At # 8 Frank couldn't respond because he was being loaded into an ambulance......................