is around the corner. Let's talk about Halloween. Know any halloween jokes? Do you like halloween? Are you going to wear a costume? If so what? Have anything planned like halloween party, taking your kids trick or treating, goin to a haunted house, etc...?

Sorry! I just want to get a discussion going!

I got some jokes....kinda corny though.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
~He was buttering up his teacher.

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
~With a pumpkin patch.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
~She bats her eyes.

What do witches put on their hair?
~Scare spray.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
~A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
~Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
~Mummy and deady.

What do you call a monster with no neck?
~The Lost Neck Monster.