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Poetry
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JOKE/POEM: WARNING BY JENNY JOSEPH...when i am an old woman i'll wear purple...
Sunday, March 10, 2013 |
by: 38lbs
Warning "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobri...
AdvertisementQUOTE - THE BREAKFAST CLUB - YOU SEE US AS YOU WANT TO SEE US, IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS & MOST CONVENIE
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
by: 38lbs
"Saturday, March 24, 1984 Brian Johnson [although unknown at this point] High School
Dear Mr. Vernon:
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong. What we did was wrong.
But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care?
...
POEM SUCCESS, BY RALPH WALDO EMERSON - to laugh often and much....
Saturday, April 27, 2013 |
by: 38lbs
Motivational Poems About Life
"SUCCESS
by Ralph Waldo Emerson
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty,
To find the best in others,
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condi...
PHOTO eric at his home//church sale near other house//went to timeshare//bought red hat/amish inbred
Saturday, March 16, 2013 |
by: 38lbs
had a ton of trouble getting this to post. went onto the post who dated whom, gosh do they tear his current wife to shreds. him too actually.
had a long day. c was by. went to timeshare. went to sauna. went to sale at a different church. got a ton of books, church calendar (church calendars are a fave of mine, any church, i like loo...
AND THEN IT IS WINTER - the winter of your life
". . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young... just married and embarking on my new life.
Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all. I have glimpse...
JOKE/PHOTO: someday we'll catch that laser pointer....someday. lol.//blonde diary joke
Wednesday, May 1, 2013 |
by: 38lbs
BLONDE DIARY JOKE:
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..
Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’
April
Trapped ...
SOLAR AND WIND ENERGY!! EVERY PARKING LOT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!
Shades the cars while producing free energy.
"Germany has created over 500,000 new jobs by pushing hard into solar and wind energy -
providing incentives for everyone to install and as a result, they will be able to move forward with their plans to
shut down all their nuclear power plants in th...
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT (calendar 1997, portal publications ltd.)
Animals trained by Animal Arts, Sebastopol, Ca
When life gets too hectic, take time to vegetate.
Enjoy the fruits of your labors.
Be kind to those at the bottom of the food chain.
Feeling pressure to constantly produce can turn you into a vegetable.
Remain aloof when they dangle those carrots in front of...
MUSEUM SHOW: "hit" cat videos, with commercial deals - would love to see this for mother's day!!
Friday, May 10, 2013 |
by: 38lbs
"... put up a giant movie screen on the lawn for one night and play popular cat videos from the Internet? Visitors would submit their favorite clips and a panel, including Stulen, other curators and outside artists, would pick the best ones based on artistic merit.
“We thought maybe a couple of dozen people would show up,” Stulen recalled. “I mean, we are talking abo...
"You are only going to be as good as the people you surround yourself with,
so be BRAVE enough to let go of those who keep weighing you down."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take,
relationships we are afraid to have,
and the decisions we waited too long to make."
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast,
a wild beast may wound your body, but an evi...





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