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Monday November 23, 2009
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Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
Just noticed that.
Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
lol Oh wow.
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I cant believe that I have actually played host to TWO greyhounds here tonight - when Daisy is coming tomorrow.
The greyhound I fell in love with last month, which gave rise to my having Daisy, had a friend staying - ARNIE!.....who was absolutely huge. Her owner brought them both! The meeting I have monthly at my house, to do with some work I do, is very informal, about eight of ...1 Recommendation12 Comments -
went to k's last night. need to finish up at this new house, so i can have my social life back. lol. k is in a feeling sorry for himself slump which is rare. his dog has a crevice in her stomach about 2 inches deep and 2 inches circular. k stepped on a nail when they were digging the pond, but didn't go to the doctor. and his back tooth is ble...1 Recommendation7 Comments
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i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do! i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened??? i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...1 Recommendation17 Comments
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Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner, Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
Today, I went to the gym twice. The first time by myself and tonight with Treasure. When I'm on the bike and treadmill, I like to watch the others.
Well, I realized after, all this time, there are certain clothes that should never be worn unless you are 20 years old and have the body of a trainer.
First, let's talk about the older men. When I say older I mean 70+ years.
They should NEVER we...1 Recommendation16 Comments -
I love my best friends!!! Look what they send:
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
George Carlin-isms
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly -- he knows where
all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswom...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee
cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice ... done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! ... that too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Today started as it usually does! The sun came up!! YEAH!! This is a good thing, you know! I rolled out and did my 'stretches' before trying to walk on my foot! I had awakened at 6:30 before my automatic coffee maker started. So I wandered out to the kitchen and had to start it myself! Oh, how thoughtless of that stupid machine! Back to the bedroom to sorta get ready for the day. The...1 Recommendation7 Comments
