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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • IT'S OFFICIAL

    Friday, April 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    IT'S OFFICIAL!  I have officially gone nutters! I have been doing my weight lifting for just over a week. I KNOW from experience that I tend to pack on muscle very easily, so I have to limit the weights and repetitions I do, or risk becoming muscle bound. (For any doubters... check the picture in my album titled: Age 22 visiting Shane. That is what 2 pound weights at 30 reps did back the...

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  • ANOTHER DAY OF DIETING

    Sunday, April 20, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well... Once again I am catching my self overdoing the exercises a bit. I'm not too worried. It may actually be time for me to add reps anyway. I finally finished my exercises. This time it took almost 2 hours. I would have been done earlier, but my mom phoned and chatted for 15 minutes. I find it funny that at over 65 years old, she still feels the need to give me exercising advice about rep...

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  • FEELING A BIT MISCHIEVOUS!

    Tuesday, April 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    I'm feeling a bit mischievous today. I am conducting a bit of a test to see who will respond to a question. I think we should all have a bit of fun with this one. Today I am taking it easy. It is one of my off days regarding exercise. I plan on watching some Stargate Atlantis while relaxing in my room, as well as surfing the internet. I cant wait to see how the test works out. I wonder who wi...

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  • Battling The Bra

    Saturday, May 3, 2008 | A Funny story


    Battling The Bra
    Why is it that womens undergarments are so much more uncomfortable then mens? It is obvious to me that the 'men' who design them must hate women. There can be no other explanation, especially regarding the concept and design of the various forms of confining womens undergarments that have been popular over the last several centuries. From corsets to girdles to the modern b...

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  • MY APOLOGY

    Wednesday, May 7, 2008 | A Funny story

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  • About the clowns...

    Monday, May 12, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    Ok... I admit it... CLOWNS CREEP ME OUT!!!! I hate clowns and always will... Just kidding!
    Seriously tho... Aside from a very soar throat and slight fever... I am feeling slightly better today... Not quite completely better, but well enough that I thought I might try to post a discussion thread that possibly some might find funny. I am still stuck in my room with my cats and my computer. I t...

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  • Old Smart Dog

    Friday, August 8, 2008 | A Funny story

    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
    He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, greet...


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  • Retarded Grandparents

    Saturday, August 9, 2008

    This was actually reported by a teacher.
    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
    One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...

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  • Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
    It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
    It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...

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  • "ONE ON ONE"

    Wednesday, February 4, 2009 | A Funny story

    "ONE ON ONE" 
    -I know your in a hurry but there are a few questions, if I may;
    You see there are those out there who would like to
    know a little more about you.
    -Sure... I have a minute or two... Fire away.
    -First what is your nationality- where were you born?
    -Well I'm Puerto Rican, born and raised in New York, so you can say
    I'm New-Yor-Rican, thats what most of us born her...






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