What is Self-Injury

Self-harm is also known as self-injury (SI), self-inflicted violence (SIV), self-injurious behavior (SIB), and self-mutilation, although this last term has connotations that some p...

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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Funny.

    Friday, March 7, 2008 | A Funny story

    Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
    It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
    Just noticed that.
    Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
    lol Oh wow.

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    Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
    Fun with Femine Hygiene
    I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner.  I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store.  ...


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    25 Comments

  • Easter Cats...er...Bunnies...

    Sunday, March 23, 2008

     Easter Cats
    So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends.  I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny?  hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...

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    26 Comments

  • How to move with 24 cats!

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    How to Move when you have 24 cats...
    1.  get a box
    2.  open a closet or drawer
    3.  remove cat from box
    4.  remove cat from closet or drawer
    5.  place items in closet or drawer on the head of cat in box
    6.  dig down into box and remove cat
    7.  close lid of box
    8.  hear meows emanating from box
    9.  open box and remove cat
    10.  close box really fast
    1...










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  • Stupid Things I Have Done Since I Have Become A Cat Slave...
    Too bad the emoticon can't be blonde!  LOL!  This subject comes about because I have just taken Bussey to the vet and spent $150 to have a pimple popped on her face...how sad is that??
    I was talking to one of my friends earlier tonight about the silly things we do for our cats (no, Testycatlady, it wasn't you because YOU...

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    10 Comments

  • Joke

    Saturday, August 16, 2008 | A Funny story

     so this is just some joke my mums friend sent me to make me laugh an bloody hell it did! tell me what ya think about it...
    Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!
    We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
    Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.  No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm...


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  • Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
    It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
    It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...

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    9 Comments

  • im so excited.. ITS VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!

    Saturday, February 14, 2009 | A Funny story

    Its valentines day!!
    yayness
    I spend the day working on my folio, telling myself how much I love me, wearing the lingerie I got myself, telling myself I shouldnt have!!
    I love me, If I plays my cards right, I may even get some! Although I am a bit prudish, I am going to have to work really hard to get me to make myself change my mind, I mean, my excuse is I always have a headache, so what, I work ha...


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    4 Comments

  • Easter fiasco...

    Saturday, April 11, 2009 | A Funny story

    Easter Fiasco!!
    As we all know, Easter is tomorrow.  Well, the Easter Bunny decided to pay a visit to me in the form of a young girl delivering easter eggs.  She was dressed up as a bunny and was cute as a button, at least for the first 5 minutes she was here.
    As usual my 20 cats scattered when the doorbell rang, but it didn't take long before the sight of that cottony fluffy bunny ta...

    1 Recommendation

    6 Comments

  • Mental Hospital Music

    Saturday, May 2, 2009 | A Funny story

    Ok, so when I was inpatient back two years ago, we had music therapy. The music therapist had a guitar and she let me play a song or two. Well, I chose "Hotel California" and she got a bit angry and said, "Now that wasn't really appropriate was it?" I was like, "Sure it was!"
    Then to make the nurses mad me and my posse wend marching through the halls singing songs...

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    4 Comments


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