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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • "it"

    Thursday, April 17, 2008

    "it" was here waiting for the AC guy to come repair the Heat Pump.  Guess he got a little pissed because I went to a movie the other day by myself and to get revenge, he decided to leave and "run errands".  I asked the MCF (Raven will know) where he was going.  it told me he was going to run errands.  I asked where, he hedged.  I finally got him to tel...

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  • Good joke!

    Monday, June 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    Scotch with two drops of water.
    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says,'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...
    'The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday,  I'll buy you a drink.  In fact, this one is on me.'
    As the woman fi...


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  • Nuts By A Tree!!! :o)

    Tuesday, August 12, 2008 | A Funny story


    Pecans in the cemetary
    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
    inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
    nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
    "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
    Another boy came riding along the road...






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  • FAY go AWAY!

    Wednesday, August 27, 2008 | A Funny story

    She is just a pain in my a$$-literally!
    I was doing good then she brought the rains, which we need of course, but the barometric pressure changes are killing me.
    Yesterday, I was trying to re-configure some of my storage boxes.  This meant I was bent over them moving things about and taking things out to put in my room.  It was stupid!  This is not a good position for us to be in!
    I a...


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  • Well I slept through the whole weekend!!

    Monday, October 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    I slept through the whole weekend and missed that OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts.  From what I heard he will spend the rest of his days in prison.  Weird that this will put him away when the murder trial didn't.   I guess that Nicole's friend's family won't get their millions from him now.  He also won't be able to sneak around and do signin...

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  • Tattoo...tomorrow!

    Wednesday, October 8, 2008 | A Funny story

    OH BOY!
    Tomorrow I am getting my very 1st tattoo...on the nape of my neck...hope I never have to have neck surgery!
    It is the word:  "NAMASTE"
    This is the yoga greeting interpreted as:  "the devine in me recognizes the devine in you"
    I am getting it written in english but in a sanskrit looking font....
    Hope it does not hurt to bad but after all the needles I have had cant...




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  • Mouse in the Raison Bran!

    Friday, December 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    OMG, Mouse in the cereal.  my daughter poured out her raison bran in a bowl this morning and out jumped a little mouse! She left me a note about it, written on a paper towel, nice and big. this afternoon the message towel was still there on the counter. She did u get my note? me   yup, was it big or little,    little,     what color??? light brown...

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  • My everyday life as a mom

    Thursday, May 7, 2009 | A Funny story

    Guess what this is some funny BS. My oldest has bad allergys, took her to the Dr yesterday. She is also constapated because I haven't been able to cook so my honny is feeding them any shit they want.(so helpful) anyway she got meds for both but the alergy meds are on back order at the pharmacy. I gave her the meds for her tummy last nite, I sent her to school thinking it would take like a day...

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  • Oh! - Oh! - I'm in Big Trouble

    Friday, October 9, 2009 | A Funny story

    I met a girl in Walmart a few weeks ago at the cat food aisle.  We hit it off and she had 5 kittens that she rescued from the pound. So I told her I would help her and take the kittens. WELL, I brought home 3 of the 5 kittens today - and my husband was shocked. Said I just met her and she needed a home for the babies. That was about 5 hours ago, and he is alrite with my rescue(?) Rusty my al...

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  • The Cat In The Hat - On Aging

    Friday, November 13, 2009 | A Funny story


    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh my God, what can I do?
    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad - can you tell?
    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years
    have come at last.
    The Golden Years
    can kiss my ass.

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