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Friday November 27, 2009
Funny Stories
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Man, the last few days have been GREAT!!!!!!
I'm Happy,Full of energy, and I'm even cleaning my tjones house.
What is wrong with me?
I feel like my cocktail is finely working.
That's going to be something to get use to. You know how things that work.
Well, I hope it stays around.
I'm even smileing!(hurts alittle)
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I've alway's wanted to make a card of some sort and I've always had a vague idea of how it should be. The main picture of the card would be taken from a event that happened to me a few years ago...
(This may seem really horrible)
There was a funeral for an elderly man that I felt I had to go to when I was 14. I was there with a friend and he was drunk (smart, huh?), it took place at a ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
EIGHT EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS
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> > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby
> > in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
> > dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there
> > were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.
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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
Well I' lost it
I need a SMOKE!
And this is driving nuts!
Can any one smoke one an disbit to me!
LOL!1 Recommendation1 Comment -
Well I can't smoke! I can't eat or dring a thing!
And well where my hasband is at(prison)I can't @#$%$#!
So wish me good luck and I start wring back soon.
Give me a day or to with out ya guys and I'll
BE JONE'N FOR YA'LL
SO I'LL BE BACK SOON!1 Recommendation1 Comment -
I love her, but right now.... GRRR..
It's been several, several years since I've been able to fall asleep before midnight. I'm talking at least 2-3 years, NO LIE. Of course, when I was sick..
Well, this after noon, I decided to drug myself up, with Tylonal PM as my choice of drugs, and accordingly, but it worked. I was tired enough to lay myself down in the bed for the rest of the night...2 Recommendations2 Comments -
told a couple people i was writing a journal fell asleep sorry lol kalei1 Recommendation2 Comments
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so this is just some joke my mums friend sent me to make me laugh an bloody hell it did! tell me what ya think about it...
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm...2 Recommendations3 Comments -
Awake all night again, Went through every negative emotion possible. Suddendly while it was thundering outside I felt a calmness come over me and I made this Doodle I've never seen it before. My Invention!!!! to be happy!!!!
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