What is Rheumatoid-Arthritis
Rheumatoid arthritis (RA) is traditionally considered a chronic, inflammatory autoimmune disorder that causes the immune system to attack the joints. It is a disabling and painful ...
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Wednesday November 25, 2009
Funny Stories
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I got the biggest kick out of this!
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This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pad...
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Well for the first time in a long time I can't feel any joint pain..I think this is cause I fell down my stairs last night and hurt my back and the pain from that is over-riding the joint discomfort..it hurts to breathe..lol..sure not the way I envisioned getting a break from the RA pain..lol1 Recommendation6 Comments
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I posted this in the OLD GEEZERS group, but thought I'd share it for all of you who are either "there" or aproaching"there:
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longe...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
I love my best friends!!! Look what they send:
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
George Carlin-isms
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly -- he knows where
all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswom...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN ...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Create a new folder in your PC
2. Name it “'Housework”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC&n...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee
cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice ... done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! ... that too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Fatigue Rating Scale
0 – Fatigue ? What fatigue? ….I feel like a kid again!
1-3 “Normal” fatigue…..made it thru the day…bed by 9pm
4 -6 More fatigue setting in...no work, stay home all day
7 -9 Really fatigued ….pajama’s all day, feed self…that’s it !
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Prednisone Cheer (slightly funny, tongue in cheek!)
Prednisone, prednisone,
Rah, rah, rah.
Prednisone, prednisone,
Sis-boom-bah.
It fights the swelling,
It fights the inflammation,
When I take prednisone,
I could rule the NATION!
Prednisone, prednisone,
Rah, rah, rah.
Prednisone, prednisone,
Sis-boom-bah.
I've eaten everything in the frig,
I've cleaned out the cupboard.
Soon my whole place will look
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