What is Restless-Legs-Syndrome
RLS may be described as uncontrollable urges to move the limbs in order to stop uncomfortable, painful or odd sensations in the body, most commonly in the legs. Moving the affected...
Join Now
Friday November 27, 2009
Funny Stories
-
My Dear Friends,
Well, Ozzie and I both have new dos. And, I must say, we both look rediculous!
My new hair color is supposed to be just a little darker than blond. It is dark red. I look like an old hooker. When it was silver, I may have looked old, but now I look old and slutty.
Ozzie's new cut makes it look like he has a mullet. The mats were so bad on his sides, they had to shave them, but...
2 Recommendations
10 Comments Advertisement -
Where Is the BC Located?
A minister’s widow, who was old-fashioned, was going camping for a week in California. She was nervous about the bathroom facilities and decided to write a letter to the campground owner. But as she was writing, she couldn't bring herself to write toilet. After much thought, the widow settled on bathroom commode, but when she wrote the word, it still sounded too ...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
THINKING WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
“Reading a b...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
The Hikers
One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, althoug...1 Recommendation8 Comments -
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greet...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
This is enlightening!!!! This is probably what it does to our brain power - like putting your head in a microwave, eh? Check this out! And we're supposed to believe that cell phones are safe?
Click on the word 'POPCORN' below and watch.
POPCORN1 Recommendation9 Comments -
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following...2 Recommendations7 Comments -
Got this in email yesterday. May be true but I won't get a dog either.
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
14. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
13. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
12. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
11. A dog's parents never visit.
The top 10 reasons:
10....1 Recommendation17 Comments
