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Monday November 30, 2009
Funny Stories
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Pecans in the cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road...
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so this is just some joke my mums friend sent me to make me laugh an bloody hell it did! tell me what ya think about it...
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm...2 Recommendations3 Comments -
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide lo...2 Recommendations2 Comments -
Hello Friends,
In the Texas Panhandle, where I have lived since August 1999, we tend to see Winter in mid January through mid April. We get cold weather off and on from November to 'our winter'. It seems odd to see most of the U.S. with all the ice and snow, while we are still able to have picnics! This year, Houston got snow long before we can even expect any!! And Houston doesn'...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
There is an old Chinese curse which translates as “May you live in interesting times”. Oddly enough, we have the exact same wish in english, but it uses different words to convey the same sentiment: “May you live under the elephant's asshole”.
It was supposed to be my day off, but boss was tied up at the new store all day and called me in. I kept my mouth shut about...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
Its valentines day!!
yayness
I spend the day working on my folio, telling myself how much I love me, wearing the lingerie I got myself, telling myself I shouldnt have!!
I love me, If I plays my cards right, I may even get some! Although I am a bit prudish, I am going to have to work really hard to get me to make myself change my mind, I mean, my excuse is I always have a headache, so what, I work ha...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
Jeez, the things I do to try to be a good daddy. The ways I risk my life and sanity, the things I never thought I would find myself doing…
I found myself at a Monster Truck Jam. Yes, I bought tickets and everything.
I’ll consider myself a cultural anthropologist for a minute, and report just what I experienced. My sons both like spending Saturdays with me, and in Oklahoma City that...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
Ok, so when I was inpatient back two years ago, we had music therapy. The music therapist had a guitar and she let me play a song or two. Well, I chose "Hotel California" and she got a bit angry and said, "Now that wasn't really appropriate was it?" I was like, "Sure it was!"
Then to make the nurses mad me and my posse wend marching through the halls singing songs...2 Recommendations4 Comments -
Jeffre Fucking Star is sexy
Like seriously "Sex on a stick" haahaa:):):)1 Recommendation3 Comments
