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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

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    Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
    Fun with Femine Hygiene
    I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner.  I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store.  ...


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  • Easter Cats...er...Bunnies...

    Sunday, March 23, 2008

     Easter Cats
    So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends.  I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny?  hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...

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  • How to move with 24 cats!

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    How to Move when you have 24 cats...
    1.  get a box
    2.  open a closet or drawer
    3.  remove cat from box
    4.  remove cat from closet or drawer
    5.  place items in closet or drawer on the head of cat in box
    6.  dig down into box and remove cat
    7.  close lid of box
    8.  hear meows emanating from box
    9.  open box and remove cat
    10.  close box really fast
    1...










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  • Old Smart Dog

    Friday, August 8, 2008 | A Funny story

    An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
    He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, greet...


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  • Retarded Grandparents

    Saturday, August 9, 2008

    This was actually reported by a teacher.
    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
    One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...

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  • Poopy McPooperson

    Saturday, August 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    Poopy is my mood.  lol  I am really in a stinker of a situation.  Please tell me what you would expect from your significant other when you have been through the kind of ordeal I have.  I just mean the car accident. . .almost dying. . . recovery mentally, physically, emotionally. . .I mean I have been a SUPERB example of positive thinking and a remarkable recovery!  I am ...

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  • Devil in the Potty

    Friday, August 22, 2008 | A Funny story

    My arabic teacher recently told me that I must not sing in the bathroom, nor should I spend a lot of time lounging in the bath because that is (theoretically) where the devil resides. He said you must do your 'dirty business' and get out.
    "Well" I said jokingly, "If the Devil resides in the bathroom, then why do you want to go there in the first place?"
    He laughed then...

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  • DRAMA ON DS

    Monday, September 15, 2008 | A Funny story

    i am sooo congested, so i took the dm "non drowsy" and it knocked me out completely and now i am all out of it and i have THINGS i have to do!  i think the bottles were switched because i took dm up north yesterday and nothing happened???  i'm also taking coldese tabs...its very hard to get anything real done all groggy and makes me want to just put on a bathing suit go do...

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  • GETTING DOGGED: when your pet cheats on you lol

    Monday, September 29, 2008 | A Funny story

    Getting dogged: When your pet cheats on you  Some cats and dogs ditch their owners for someone they like betterPhyllis DeGioia didn’t mean to become the other woman.
    It started innocently, with a kind gesture. The Madison, Wis., woman offered to care for a friend's cat for nine months while the owner,  Shalaby, was out of the country. DeGioia had every intention of returning t...

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  • Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
    It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
    It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...

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