What is Polycystic-Kidney-Disease-PKD
Polycystic kidney disease (PKD) is a progressive, genetic disorder of the kidneys. It occurs in humans and other organisms. PKD is characterised by the presence of multiple cysts (...
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Sunday November 29, 2009
Funny Stories
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GOOD MORNING, BEEN BUSY COOKING HEALTHY MEALS CLOGGED MY GABAGE DISPOSALS THE PVC PIPING EXPLOXED AFTER A HARD DAY OF HOUSE CLEANING THE KITCHEN WAS FLOODED.IT WAS A FUNNY SITE TO WITNESS. NIAGARA FALLS UNDER MY SINK . ANYWAY ENJOYING THAT BRIGHT OBJECT IN THE SKY CALLED THE SUN. HAHAHA. WENT FOOD SHOPPING PRICES ARE INCORRIGIBLE AS I. I AM A POOR SPELLER OOPS. ANYWAY OUR GARDEN LOOKS GREAT...
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GOOD MORNING. DO NOT FEAR MISTAKES BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE.........GOOD MORNING FRIENDS. TOOK FATTIE THE DOG SWIMMING YES SUMMER HAS ARRIVED IN THE NORTHWEST!!!!!!!!!!! AS I WAS TOSSING THE STICK INTO THE BLUE OCEAN I SLIPPED INTO THE MILD SURF OR RATHER WAKE. VERY LITTLE CURRENT IN PUGET SOUND. IT WAS VERY REFRESHING.I WENT DANCING HAD A GREAT TIME MY ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT MY FRIEND WAS CHAIN SMO...1 Recommendation5 Comments
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When I was a little girl, I used to blame my foolishness on the elves. Once I put salt in my Nani's sugar bowl. I insisted the elves must have done it.
I would say my prayers at night and secretly add that I wanted an elf or leprechaun to be waiting on my pillow in the morning.
It did not matter that the adults in my life did not believe in them. I believed and it WAS possible, after all, that ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
Geez, I wrote him a letter, didn't ask for much at all. But he ignored me that year.
So last year I went to the mall, sat on his lap and asked again.Still nothing..
So this year I have decided to wait up for him. When he comes sliding down the chimney, he'll land smack dab in the middle of all my heating pads, electric and microwaveable ones, a hundred or so magazines, books, work sheets, c...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
A Dieter's Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas
And all round my hips
Where Fannis May Candies
That sneaked past my lips.
Fudge brownies were stored
In the freezer with care
In hopes that my thighs
Would forget they were there.
While I in my girdle
And you in chin straps
Had just settled down
To sugar-born naps.
When out in the pantry
There arose such a clatter
I sprang fr...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
What a day....in need of exercise and sun, I made the trek through the chaos of my some-day-it-will-be-a-sunroom-again area of my home to get out to the back yard.The feel of the warm sun kissing my cheeks is the best medicine I have had in ages. I am getting to know the native birds of my new hometown.This is our first spring here.
I walked the cement pathway that runs on one side of the sunroom....2 Recommendations3 Comments -
My youngest grand daughter will be 5 in a few days.
I was informed by email that we are not invited because Daddy (my hubby's son) is not comfortable with us there..Divorced and living a far distance from his 4 kids, he is calling the shots..Again..he has a problem with his dad and I..Didn't stop him from taking a large amount of $$$ from us, though. the "loan, I'll pay you ...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
At four o'clock in the morning I am often brilliant..until I rethink at eight..by then the brilliance lessens to a dull shade of "huh ?"
I nicknamed my negative thoughts Eggs..my mind coasting along with nobody's business on it and then Crack!! Oops, I dropped an egg...oh, well, caught myself early that time...few minutes later, one slipped right through my finger-less wandering ...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
Remember the mouseketeers on disney? Got to dreaming the other night about my first set of ears from disneyland...I felt so special sitting in front of the tv on sunday night, wearing my ears with my name blazed across the front...Singing along with annette and all the others, wishing I could hang out with spin & marty on the ranch..I was a tomboy so it was all good for me!!!!cartoons, a seri...1 Recommendation2 Comments
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OK, so yesterday it wasn't too funny, but today we laugh about it and move on....
I was craving an in-home party with some girlfriends...So I answered an ad for a Fun Purse Party...started preparing 9 days prior so as not to tire out...
Day 1..make list of friends, neighbors to invite.Sent save-the-date emails.
Day 2..plan easy menu (planned to serve lunch)
Day 3..sent out actual invites provided...1 Recommendation1 Comment
