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Wednesday May 4, 2016

Funny Stories

  • Thank the Lord that I am not...

    Saturday, December 29, 2012 | A Funny story

    Thank the Lord and the doctor who examined me!  The doctor said I was not bipolar II with rapid cycling, like I thought I was. 
    Yesterday, I was down and depressed.  Even breathing seemed to be an effort.  About 2 AM, this morning, I woke, after drinking wine four hours earlier!  I was rested and awake.  I snoozed off and on until 6 AM. 
    I got up, unloaded the d...

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  • Sew it is like this

    Monday, January 7, 2013 | A Funny story

    I woke-up in great pain, this morning.  Funny how as you get older, it seems the aches and pains get worst.
    I spent the morning oiling my sewing machine and then learning how it all goes back together.  I studied how the bobbin is held in place by a... a... a bobbin holder.  I even learned how the top thread loops here and there to maintain tension.  I think I did pretty good,...

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    2 Comments

  • I have been thinking about a street sign

    Thursday, January 17, 2013 | A Funny story

    I have been thinking of sitting on the side of the road with a street sign.  How about this one?
    No food/No money
    Water on brain
    Brain tumors
    Scolliosis/Can't stand long
    Degenerative Disc Disease
    Depression/Bipolar
    Half-Deaf/Tinnitus
    Half-Blind
    Arthritis
    Denied Disability
    Anything will help/God Bless

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  • Sewing and Life

    Tuesday, January 22, 2013 | A Funny story

    This may come as common knowledge to some of you and to others it might be amusing or even a revelation.  But as some of you know, I have started sewing and for my first project, while I am teaching myself, I am sewing a king-size comforter for my bed.  I can now take this learning experience, since I just reached a milestone, and tell you something I have learned.
    First, in sewing, as ...

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    2 Comments

  • Where did the time go?

    Monday, January 28, 2013 | A Funny story

    Last night, at 9:30, I started a composite picture of Janet Leigh as she appeared in the movie "Jet Pilot."  She was so pretty, it is too bad more women are not that pretty.  Then, when I was done, it was 1:00 AM!  Where did the time go?
    It is Monday, and that means washing my bedding.  I washed my clothes the other day.  I also need to commence looking for work, again.&n...

    1 Recommendation

  • Sufficency

    Tuesday, March 26, 2013 | A Funny story

    I was in the kitchen, preparing dinner, with mother when she realized that we were running low on Parmesan cheese.
    “Is this bowl sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient," I asked her
    “I think so," she replied.
    “Well, if it is sufficiently sufficient to be sufficient then it should suffice!”

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    2 Comments

  • And I'M the Crazy One!

    Wednesday, May 8, 2013 | A Funny story

    I wrote an article on my experience with OCD and it was published at noon my time on Monday. As of this afternoon, it had received 78,865 hits. Most of the comments were to tell me that I am crazy, deranged, completely out of my mind, that I need to grow up and give over my past, and that I could be a child abuser too! lol! And these people claim that they are "normal"?? Boy! am I glad I'm not on...

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  • PIMPLE

    Thursday, July 31, 2014 | A Funny story

    Such is my hormonal plight First my testosterone is high and I have a beard coming in and a mustache that could rival Captain Cookes. Then the estrogen and progesterone spike and now I am breaking out worse than a 13 year old girl.. AHHHHH
    I have a TWOOOOO huge pimples on my upper lip. Like the mustache does draw enough attention.
    just take me out now... put me out of my misery.. put me out to pa...

    1 Recommendation

    5 Comments

  • Anybody ever make a stupid mistake?

    Thursday, March 5, 2015 | A Funny story

    color me embarrassed!
    This morning I noticed it was quite chilly in my apartment. I called the front desk and said, "I'm not getting any heat!"
    When the maintenance man arrived, he found the solution very quickly. He said, "You have your heat turned off!"
    DUH.
    There is a reason this happened. Yesterday we had a freakishly warm day, in the 60's, and I turned my heat off. I forgot to turn it back o...

    1 Recommendation

    11 Comments

  • College is Busted!

    Thursday, March 3, 2016 | A Funny story

    Okay.....
    Went to the therapy assessment today. He said the biggest thing for me is being able to speak in an environment in which I am genuinely listened to and taken seriously. He thinks this college shit is just as fucked as I do. He also pointed out that they are NOT allowed to force someone to go to therapy every week as that is at the digression ONLY of the evaluating physiologist!
    YES, the...

    1 Recommendation

    2 Comments