What is Physical-Emotional-Abuse
Abuse is a general term for the treatment of someone that causes some kind of harm (to the abused person, to the abusers themselves, or to someone else) or is unlawful or wrongful....
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These:
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide t...
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"AAA batteries"
WARNING: NO KIDDIES!!!... WELL YOU'll SEE LOL... :P
This is one of those stories where you begin to chuckle....then find
yourself laughing out loud....
(be warned don't laughed too hard that you might end up crying ... or worse!!! LOL...)
(AAA batteries)
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased
his lovely wife a pocket Taser for thei...2 Recommendations10 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
My arabic teacher recently told me that I must not sing in the bathroom, nor should I spend a lot of time lounging in the bath because that is (theoretically) where the devil resides. He said you must do your 'dirty business' and get out.
"Well" I said jokingly, "If the Devil resides in the bathroom, then why do you want to go there in the first place?"
He laughed then...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
The general atmosphere here is one of pure chaos. The kittens, those sweet, heartbreakingly adorable little bundles of fur have sprouted long legs, and propelled themselves into the realm of fur-demons. My two males, neutered last month, are like many other middle aged men. They have a willing little nympho kitty who is in heat,and they are gang ban...1 Recommendation10 Comments
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I believe anyone can be funny. The basic requirements are minmal. I manage it with three simple things.
1. A face that puts one in mind of the north end of a southbound warthog. Homely is always hilarious, especially to raving beauties who coast through life. Got ugly? Work the shit out of it.
2. A thick hide. As above,&...1 Recommendation11 Comments -
Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...2 Recommendations9 Comments -
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
I am going to remember this always. That
should scare the hell out of those who would do me harm:)
I'm not going to worry about where I am or what I'm doing - if I feel in danger - I'm running and screaming in circles, arms waving wildly overhead - with no explanation.
At the very least this should confuse the ne...1 Recommendation11 Comments
