What is Parkinsons-Disease

Parkinson's disease (paralysis agitans or PD) is a movement disorder often characterized by muscle rigidity, tremor, a slowing of physical movement (bradykinesia), and in extreme c...

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Tuesday December 1, 2009

Funny Stories

  • My aura has been tuned

    Saturday, August 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well was photographed with a aura camera and low and behold mine was "bad".  Lady Esther as she is called tisked and shook her head...bad real bad..totally out of tune.  Apparantly I was glowing orange & red where I should have been blue I think.  She whipped out this wooden box, opened it and guess what it was full of tuning forks.  You know those things that th...

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  • Nuts By A Tree!!! :o)

    Tuesday, August 12, 2008 | A Funny story


    Pecans in the cemetary
    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
    inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
    nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
    "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
    Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
    Another boy came riding along the road...






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  • Journal Entry for August 20, 2008

    Wednesday, August 20, 2008 | A Funny story

    Bird Viagra
    A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
    His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
    Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
    "How come you are sweating?" he asks.
    The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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  • Anything can be viewed humorously.  You determine how seriously you respond.  I prefer to ignore or minimize much of the confusion in my life by watching only the 6 p.m. news.  Nothing but negativity comes out of the so called NEWS today.  I've never witnessed much of the things I see on the news, so why watch it and get depressed over things that already happened.&nb...

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  • Moaybe it is better for your cramped muscles to take a lukewarm or cold shower?  Looking for your feedback...

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  • Moaybe it is better for your cramped muscles to take a lukewarm or cold shower?  Looking for your feedback...

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  • What was I thinking

    Thursday, January 1, 2009 | A Funny story

    Yesterday was one of my good buddies last day at work.  After 33 years he decided to quit.  Bill owns a boat load of apartments and decided he was paying more for other people to care for them than he was earning so it was time.  A bunch of us decided to take him & Teresa out to dinner and drinks.  It has been a real long week with year end inventories plus I had to travel...

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