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Thursday November 26, 2009

Funny Stories

  • I'm Back From Vacation

    Friday, June 13, 2008

     I am back from my vacation finally. We went to Florida for a week and I didn't want to come home. I finally seen the ocean for the first time, and I loved it.  We stayed at a nice area and the beach was private so that helped alot. For my birthday my boyfriend and the boys took me to Bubba Gumps, which is a seafood reasturant named after the movie Forest Gump. The boys told them th...

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  • Wii therapy working

    Saturday, July 5, 2008 | A Funny story

    Ok, so I created this character to box against that looked like my tenant who I sympathized with and took advantage of my generosity, and they screwed us, I got no deposit. I beat him up KO, but I am not violent so weird me, I felt sad for him after I beat him up. God gave me such an empathetic heart, people use me...Im stupid like that....well its aint changing... 

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  • Mary Riley is a scary MOVIE!

    Sunday, August 24, 2008 | A Funny story

    I watched this with Matt but it scared me...Im such a wimp...its a take off of Dr Jekyl Mr Heyde, but it was disturbingly different and enjoying!
    Kids went to a birthday party 

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  • FLOUR AND HAIRSPRAY = WHITE SCARY HAIR AND FACES

    Friday, October 31, 2008 | A Funny story

    So, I improvised....hairspray.....bleached flour on a brush....lotion on the face with flour over the top......I will show you'all some pictures to show it really did work. My 3 of 4 kids are super-pale anyhow, but the requirements were big this time around.....
    Sweeney Todd
    Zombie
    Japanese geisha girl....
    and Ben was Tony Hawk....
    I wore pony tails for the first time in about 30 years and a jerse...




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  • bleh..........chickens!!!

    Tuesday, December 30, 2008 | A Funny story

    i got the chickens!! 1 full grown rooster, and 6 laying hens that aren't quite full grown yet.  they haven't been out of the boxes that they were transported in, bcause the first one that my son and i went to look at, flew out of her box and perched on one of my kitchen chairs!!  i was on the phone with my husband at the time, and i'm screaming, my son is screaming, and my h...

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  • I must really be screwed up

    Sunday, January 25, 2009 | A Funny story

    Ok there must really be something REALLLY wrong with me. I've been reading everyones likes and things they love to do.  All I've done for 28 years is go to work and raise kids.  The work thing was something I did like a robot cuz I knew I had to take care of the kids. I was married to their dad for 15 years and the only thing we ever did together was go to 1 movie and go to his ...

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  • Great Italian Sex
    The Jewish man said,
    'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat),
    we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'
    The Frenchman  boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I  rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!&#...



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  • Casinos and Churches

    Thursday, February 26, 2009 | A Funny story

    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT
    THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS
    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS
    RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED
    A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NE...





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  • If it can go wrong, it will!!

    Sunday, March 1, 2009 | A Funny story

     I will relate a story that I hope someone can get a good laugh out of. It was the type of stupidly-unbelievable escapade that always seems to happen to me. I had NO money, and was on "Empty" on my gas tank. It was Presidents' Day, and I had a job interview appt. in the afternoon. School was out, but then my spouse was called into work unexpectedly. So, last minute, I had to ta...

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  • Fun With the Shy Kid at Work

    Tuesday, March 3, 2009 | A Funny story

    I was cashiering yesterday at work and it was FREEZING. Every time the door opened when customers came in or out, we would get a blast of the cold wind outside.
    The kid who was my bagger yesterday is this boy (I'd say he's about 15) named Daniel. He's wicked shy and quiet. He's been my bagger a few times now and never says a word. I've made it my goal in life to get this kid ou...

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