What is Panic-Attacks
A panic attack is a period of intense fear or discomfort, typically with an abrupt onset and usually lasting no more than thirty minutes. Symptoms include trembling, shortness of b...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
Just noticed that.
Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
lol Oh wow.
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My Dear Friends,
Well, Ozzie and I both have new dos. And, I must say, we both look rediculous!
My new hair color is supposed to be just a little darker than blond. It is dark red. I look like an old hooker. When it was silver, I may have looked old, but now I look old and slutty.
Ozzie's new cut makes it look like he has a mullet. The mats were so bad on his sides, they had to shave them, but...2 Recommendations10 Comments -
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spid...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
A Sense of Humor
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
"Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we h...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
well were is the rain i asked for . whats up people . i am melting her . i well soon be a puddle on the sidewalk. and then the sun will dry you up. you can explain to my family why i am no longer around HELP lol love vyou guys E llen1 Recommendation6 Comments
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Saturday, August 23, 2008 – 11:25 A.M.
As things turned out yesterday, I unexpectedly went adventuring again. (This is starting to be a bad habit.)
My sister (Alice) and I had agreed to meet at a bookstore named Border Books, which is located at a new place named Meadows Park Mall. We were to meet one another at 11 A.M. I was driven there (or at east thought I had been driven there) by Ac...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet ano...1 Recommendation7 Comments
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I really got tired of the way that I look. So, I colored my goatee and eyebrows a light brown, ha! My eyebrows are blonde and don't show up too much, Now they are expressive, ha! Maybe this is mid-life crisis that I'm going through, I don't know. I am somewhat satisfied with the results. I've got to buy a new razor one of these days...when I get...1 Recommendation8 Comments
