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An ear is the organ used by a human or an animal to detect sound waves. The term may refer to the entire system responsible for collection and early processing of sound (the beginn...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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my dog's not afraid of the vacuum anymore! lol, it's so cute. she's annoying the crap out of my mom right now. loving it.
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first entry and i needed a laugh and these helped so if anyone else needs a laugh;)
Countering the Question
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but noti...1 Recommendation -
If you can sit back and laugh about some of the stuff that happens to you it realy takes the load off.
Here I am in Oman in the Middle East and I find a nice beach where I can go for a swim with lots of lovely breakers. Because it is a Muslim country I walk along the beach away from where the people are.
I start swimming out and my goal is to get beyond the breakers but after swimming for more than...1 Recommendation
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Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the reenactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event. But the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down.
That's when the Confederate general hollered, "Fire at Will!".1 Recommendation5 Comments -
One day after a heavy snowfall, this announcement appeared on the bulletin board in the nurses lounge of my local hospital: "Student nurses will please refrain from ever again using this institution's sterile bedpans for makeshift snow sleds."1 Recommendation2 Comments
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The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.
“I'll tell you why,” shouted Deacon Brown. “Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register.”
“Well,” interrupted the dealer, “didn't you receive them yet?”
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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was a few bricks shy of a full load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime, and John would always ta...1 Recommendation -
My uncle sent this and I thought it was so funny and a little true
Thursday, May 7, 2009 |
by: faithinje...
AGE ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
THANK GOODNESS THERE'S A NAME FOR THIS DISORDER. SOMEHOW I FEEL BETTER, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE IT!!
RECENTLY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A.A.A.D.D. -
AGE ACTIVATED ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER.
THIS IS HOW IT MANIFESTS:
I DECIDE TO WATER MY GARDEN. AS I TURN ON THE HOSE IN THE DRIVEWAY, I LOOK OVER AT MY CAR AND DECIDE IT NEEDS...1 Recommendation2 Comments
