Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) Support Group

Well, my husband jokes with me, like when we leave the house he will say did you check and see if the stove was off and I always tell him you DO not ask someone with OCD to check something for you unless you want me to be there 45 minutes and have an anxiety attack!
Humor helps sometimes.

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well I find it hard to joke about my OCD but there is one thing that I find quite stupid... when I was younger I was scared of the number 9 because I thought it looked like an evil guy laughing... I know this sounds insane but try and write a 9 and maybe you might see what I mean... anyway I always had to rewrite it until it looked "good".... I still think it looks like a bad guy sometimes

This is a great idea!

My husband would purposly mess with me. You know the Box Tops for education that are on cereal boxes and such? I have to cut them out with precision. He would just tear them off and leave it.....and then watch me go nuts!

Great idea Carmen!!!

Here is mine:
Why are you always out of shampoo when you have OCD?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lath.......crap!

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hahahaha good one Sarah!