What is Narcolepsy
The main characteristic of narcolepsy is overwhelming excessive daytime sleepiness (EDS), even after adequate nighttime sleep. A person with narcolepsy is likely to become drowsy o...
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Monday November 30, 2009
Funny Stories
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On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
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Remember as children if we found a penny on the sidewalk - and it seems there were much fewer thos edays - we named it our lucky penny. Well, I think I lost mine. Got up, sick from fatigue, but had to go pick up Rx's and get change to pay my rent today. Good weather, so flew off in my magic carpet (also known as power chair). In trying to get home, 2 ...2 Recommendations4 Comments
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I received this as an email forward. Some of them really had me giggling.
The Wisdom Of Larry the cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slow...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Subject: Sweet - Male & Female--viva la difference!!!
http://www.bozzetto.com/flash/fem_male.htm1 Recommendation2 Comments -
We decided to carve our pumpkins today for the 3 small kiddos. My mom, dad, and me cut open the top of the pumpkin and then told the kids to stick their hands in and pull all the slimy stuff and seeds out of it. They loved doing it. The baby of them 3 was using a spoon to dig the inside of the pumpkin but when he tried to pull the spoon out he ended up splattering the seeds and ...1 Recommendation1 Comment
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Well we already have 3 dogs and 2 cats. As an early Christmas present Abbys mom gave her a cockatiel. I got an Albino Cockatiel and LJ got a hampster. Whew!! All Im going to be doing is cleaning up after animals!!!
Merry Christmas to all of my wonderful friends! I hope you all get what you wish for. I love you guys!!!1 Recommendation2 Comments -
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that..
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaff...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
From the desk of someone attempting to find new answers to the question "How are you?"
My personal forecast:
Expect signigicant brain-fog throughout the morning hours giving way to a partially sunny disposition by early afternoon. There is a 30% chance of brain-storms with personal temperature (hopefully) remaining in the high 90s. Former drivers should continue to refr...1 Recommendation2 Comments -
OUT TO LUNCH1 Recommendation3 Comments
