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Tuesday December 1, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Wednesday, February 27, 2008

    Wednesday, February 27, 2008 | A Funny story

    LA LA LA       LA LALA     LALALA    LALALA    LALALA   LALALA
    HOHOHO  HOHOHO  HOHOHO  HOHOHO  HOHOHO  HOHOHO
    HEY HEY HEY  LALALA  HOHOHO  HEYHEYHEY LALALA  HOHOHO
    Can you tell I'm bored!!  That or I've drank tooo much coffee!!
    Reminds me of the song........



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  • Fool me once...

    Thursday, June 12, 2008 | A Funny story

    I am bored tonight and decided I should write something more substantial for a change.  I haven't written much lately, have been cheating a bit and posting things written by other people.  So I have been trying to decide whether to write about something funny that happened to me this week or to write a more thoughtful story, one that has been brewing in my h...

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  • LADIES NIGHT, BOYS NIGHT

    Wednesday, August 6, 2008 | A Funny story

       WELL LAST NIGHT ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD LADIES NIGHT AT HER HOUSE AND THEY WERE ABOUT 10 OF US, WE ALL BROUGHT SOMETHING TO SHARE, AND PUT THE RECIPES NEXT TO IT FOR EVERYONE TO TAKE.  I MADE DIRT, IN A FLOWER POT AND PUT SOME FLOWERS IN IT, THEN YOU SERVE IT WITH A  TROWEL,  I WON A PRIZE FOR THE MOST PRETTIEST DESSERT...MY GIRLFRIEND COULDNT BELIEVE YOU COULD EAT IT, B...

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  • Good Monday morning to ya!

    Monday, August 11, 2008 | A Funny story

         Hello Darlings......how are we this beautiful day!  I hope you all had a good weekend and did not over do it!  The weather here in Ohio has been awesome and so cool.  Didn't see that coming....and wondering if we will ever get to get back in the pool!  Who knows.....our kids start school in a few weeks.....then is when it usually turns off hot.&nbs...

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  • MY PRECIOUS PLANT

    Saturday, September 13, 2008 | A Funny story

      WELL I BOUGHT THIS PLANT FROM THE INTERNET MAIL ORDER HOUSE, ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A 3FT TALL WHITE FLOWERING BUSH, SO I GOT IT ABOUT THE END OF JUN, AND I PLANTED IT, I MADE SURE IT HAD THE BEST SOIL,  I BABIED IT AND MADE SURE IT HAD ENOUGH SUN, AND KEPT THE BUGS OFF IT, AND IT GREW...IT WAS GETTING TALLER AND TALLER, SO I TOOK CARE OF IT LIKE A BABY, ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE FLOWERS.....

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  • A NEW ME!

    Thursday, September 25, 2008 | A Funny story

     WELL I GOT A NEW ATTITUDE TODAY, I GOT TIRED OF THE OLD STREAKED BLONDE HAIR, THEY DO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN AND GET INTO WAY TO MUCH TROUBLE, SO I BOUGHT A NEW HAIR DYE AND DYED MY HAIR DEEP AUBURN BRWN, NOW THE CURTAINS MATCH THE FLOOR AGAIN. WELL NOT REALLY, THE FLOOR  IS BARE..HEHEHEHHEHHE
    I FEEL BETTER, I HAVE LOST 25 POUNDS SO FAR, AND MY CLOTHES ARE LOOSE, AND SO IS THE BRA....BUT, I ...

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  • Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    Monday, November 10, 2008 | A Funny story

    Got this in email yesterday.  May be true but I won't get a dog either.
    Why Some Men Have Dogs And  Not   Wives:
    14.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
    13. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    12. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
    11. A dog's parents never visit.
    The top 10 reasons:
    10....






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  • Warning - Parental Guidance Suggested

    Sunday, December 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    If the person who sent me this link wants to be thanked publicly, I will gladly do so. Just an example of hypocrisy in action. Why, it seems like just 8 months ago...
    http://dailystrength.org/c/Multiple_Sclerosis_MS/forum/3000497
    If you don't feel like going through the whole thread, here are my personal favorites:
    "DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP"
    "I mean if I want to send a hug that is a pr...



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  • Revelations Pt 19

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | A Funny story

    Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive
    -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
    Don Miguel Ruiz
    I am a guy. As I get a bit older I see other guys that are older than me and it is scaring the shit out of me.
    When I was a little kid I didn't care what I looked like. I was dressed to play. Who cares if I wore black rubber boots with...



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  • Ohio MS Blogger--too funny!

    Tuesday, August 11, 2009 | A Funny story

    A Poland man with multiple sclerosis has started a humorous Web site.
    BY RICK ROUAN
    VINDICATOR STAFF WRITER
    Doug Ankerman has found a new therapy for his multiple sclerosis.  Blogging doesn’t give him any physical relief or tell his body’s immune system to stop attacking his central nervous system.
    But his Web site, which takes a humorous look at life with MS, does help the Po...



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