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Friday May 24, 2013

Funny Stories

  • Posted by deeitsme
    feel like hell tonight, seem to have a slight fever.  i will take my bronchitis med when i get to the house down south.  wondering if walking this morning without a jacket brought this on, OR was it coming on and that is why i'm grumpy, or is that hideous customer bringing my immune system down by stressing me out.  wow!  listen to me!  lol. 
    wen...

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  • JOKE/PHOTO: CROWDS PANIC as flooding threatens Ireland//

    Wednesday, January 23, 2013 | A Funny story


    "CROWDS PANIC AS FLOODING THREATENS IRELAND..."  lol. 
    when life gets tough, drink a beer.  lol. 
    everyone is sick lately with flu.  the hospitals around here claim its packed.  kvk was ill and home in bed from it for several days.  hope i don't get it.
    had dinner at k's.  "the menu selection for this evening is:  crab quiche, chicken divan, mai tai ...

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  • NINE BENEFITS of BEING SICK//

    Sunday, February 10, 2013 | A Funny story

    9 benefits of being sick:
    1. You realize that, however important you think your work is, the world gets along just fine without you, always has and always will.
    2. You don't have to prepare meals or do housework.
    3. You aren't tempted by the food commercials on television AT ALL.
    4. You save on groceries.
    5. You lose weight.
    6. You get to play hooky.   Once friends learn you are sic...

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  • lol. 
    LOL! 
    these are from the facebook site "living with animals".
    i think the problem with facebook as well, is its emotional overload.  are we really supposed to know all this stuff about HUNDREDS of people we know or once knew?  its too much.  so a guy i haven't seen in several years just had a baby with his much younger girlfriend.  hmmm.  now i want to ...

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  • JOKE/PHOTOS, HILARIOUS BUT RACY FOUND ON FACEBOOK

    Friday, March 15, 2013 | A Funny story


    too funny not to post!  lol.
    "If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a GUY has a pierced tongue...he'll probably suck your dick..."  lol.
    found these on facebook.  figured i better post before they are gone.  obviously "college students" on spring break in D.C.  lol. 
    the comment is a different college student, totally different place.&n...

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    Happy Easter!!  i love easter!  still eating (fettucine and mardarin orange sections on the side).  its not a holiday without fettucine and without cake, not for me anyway.  lol.  had wine with breakfast, that's a new thing, but i think that has a church element to it. lol.  j grilled chicken.  we have improved (solely for health reasons (thoug...

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  • "May your life someday be, as awesome as you pretend it to be on FaceBook."    lol.  
    from someecards.com , it wouldn't copy over? 
    MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL'S NOTE DESCRIPTION OF HER DREAM WEDDING  LOL:
    Yeah, it's fair to say Pinterest is for preppy bitches.
    Every little girl dreams of someday walking down the aisle in a non-preppy black dress, moshing to My Chemical Roma...

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  • oh wow!

    Tuesday, April 30, 2013 | A Funny story

    OH NO!! I was warned over a year ago when I went on my anti depressant that my sex drive would be decreased, well before my pills I was a very "friendly" girl, yesterday was my second day off them and I honestly felt sorry for my boyfriend, like one year of sexual frustration came rushing back! poor poor boy..

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  • JOKE:    
    "... average student loan balance for a 25-year-old is $20,326, according to the Federal Reserve of New York.   Student debt is second largest source of U.S. household debt, after only mortgages. Bennett assessed the “return on investment” for the 3500 colleges and universities in the country.  
    He found that returns were positive fo...

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  • Author and blogger Kelly Williams Brown, whose new book Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps  came out this week, believes true maturity is instead built on smaller stepping stones: using the correct screwdriver, wearing sunscreen, not going around telling everyone the foolish thing your friend did at 14.
    "Those moments of feeling together and in-control, we kind of need...

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