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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • A MEETING WITH JESS AND ARNIE......LOL

    Wednesday, March 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    I cant believe that I have actually played host to TWO greyhounds here tonight - when Daisy is coming tomorrow.
    The greyhound I fell in love with last month, which gave rise to my having Daisy, had a friend staying - ARNIE!.....who was absolutely huge.  Her owner brought them both!   The meeting I have monthly at my house, to do with some work I do, is very informal, about eight of ...

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  • PET LETTER

    Saturday, April 12, 2008 | A Funny story

     LOL...... My lil sister  Carol (my only living immediate family member) emailed this to me and I thought it was just adorable (as is she!). I must add that she lives on a ranch in Colorado and of course has a multitude of animals which of course include the basic cats, dogs and horses. although I am not for sure what other species they also own, other than the three kids... oops I gues...

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  • Funny Story

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story


    A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids
    came
    back and one by one began to tell their stories.
    "Tony, do you have a story to share?"
    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Kathy. She was a pilot
    in
    Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
    territory
    ...









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  • Random Funny Things

    Tuesday, May 13, 2008 | A Funny story

     
    Six Random Funny Things About Me You Probably Don't Know:
    1.  When I want to record something off the TV . . . I have to pop a tape in the VCR.  WAY too unsophisticated for TiVo or DVR over here . . . 
    2.  I'm a little obsessed with greeting cards . . . especially the ones Hallmark makes . . . looking through them at the store and then mailing them to friends . . .
    ...



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  • On a Funny Note

    Monday, May 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well there i was changing a broken light bulb, as i go to grab the broken parts i realize as the 230 volts surge thru my hand ,arm and heart that they forgot to turn off the switch LMAO. So go figure the man that dodged bullets for two years gets sidelined from being a real soldier almost dies to electric shock LMAO you got to love it

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  • Journal Entry for June 16, 2008

    Monday, June 16, 2008 | A Funny story

    Ok, so, you know how some people bring reading material into the bathroom?
    I decided to bring some of my work for teaching in with me, so that I could get some work done while I was "getting some work done"  (Jessica's words) . . .
    And . . .
    I lost my white out.
    It's long gone . . . down into the sewers . . . and I can't stop laughing about it.
    I just sort of placed it in m...




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  • Dad's Rules on Dating his Daughter

    Monday, July 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    Rules for Boyfriends:
    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package
    because you're sure not picking anything up
    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
    as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes
    or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it...








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  • Well I slept through the whole weekend!!

    Monday, October 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    I slept through the whole weekend and missed that OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts.  From what I heard he will spend the rest of his days in prison.  Weird that this will put him away when the murder trial didn't.   I guess that Nicole's friend's family won't get their millions from him now.  He also won't be able to sneak around and do signin...

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  • Tattoo...tomorrow!

    Wednesday, October 8, 2008 | A Funny story

    OH BOY!
    Tomorrow I am getting my very 1st tattoo...on the nape of my neck...hope I never have to have neck surgery!
    It is the word:  "NAMASTE"
    This is the yoga greeting interpreted as:  "the devine in me recognizes the devine in you"
    I am getting it written in english but in a sanskrit looking font....
    Hope it does not hurt to bad but after all the needles I have had cant...




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  • Mental Hospital Music

    Saturday, May 2, 2009 | A Funny story

    Ok, so when I was inpatient back two years ago, we had music therapy. The music therapist had a guitar and she let me play a song or two. Well, I chose "Hotel California" and she got a bit angry and said, "Now that wasn't really appropriate was it?" I was like, "Sure it was!"
    Then to make the nurses mad me and my posse wend marching through the halls singing songs...

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