What is Lung-Cancer
Lung cancer is a cancer of the lungs characterized by the presence of malignant tumours. Most commonly it is bronchogenic carcinoma (about 90%). Lung cancer is one of the most leth...
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Saturday November 28, 2009
Funny Stories
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide lo...
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THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED THIS MORNING! WHEN I CAME ONLINE TO D.S. THERE WAS A MESSAGE WAITING FOR ME FROM SOME GUY NAMED "COOLGUYSMILES" ! HE SAID "HI SEXY!" HE WENT ON TO SAY HOW I WAS WHAT HE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN! HAHAHAHA! CRACKED ME UP! HAAA! I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SEXY!!!! THEN...THIS AFTERNOON....JUST LIKE THAT....HIS MESSAGE TO ME WAS NO WHERE...1 Recommendation5 Comments
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HEEHEEHEE! YOU GUYS AND GALS ARE TOO FUNNY! NO! I AM NOT PISSED OFF AT ANYONE! AND NO....I AM NOT LEAVING D.S! ALL I WAS DOING WAS SHARING MY FEELINGS AND LETTING YOU ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ALL MEAN TO ME! SO....DON'T WORRY! YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!!! LOL! I KNOW THAT I DON'T GET TO YOUR JOUNALS AS I PROBABLY SHOULD....BUT...I AM VERY B...1 Recommendation3 Comments
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MY FRIEND BECKY...THE ONE WHO MOVED TO S.C........WELL....I MISS HER BUT.......LIFE SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND A WAY TO FILL THE VOID THAT HER MOVING LEFT IN MY LIFE! PROJECTS OR PEOPLE WHO NEED CARE......ALWAYS SEEM TO CROP UP AND TAKE UP MY UNUSED TIME! ALTHOUGH I MISS HER.....WE HAVEN'T CALLED ONE ANOTHER IN A WHILE! THE SORROW OF HER MOVING AWAY...SEEMS TO HAVE FADED AWAY INTO TH...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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so this is just some joke my mums friend sent me to make me laugh an bloody hell it did! tell me what ya think about it...
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm...2 Recommendations3 Comments -
OMG!!!!! WTH.......... IS ALL THIS.....'BIGGER PENIS' STUFF ABOUT!????? SEEMS LIKE........ EVERY PLACE I SURF ON THE INTERNET......EVERY...... SINGLE...... PLACE...... HAS SOMETHING ABOUT....'DREAMING OF A BIGGER PENIS?' OR....'SURPRISE HER............WITH A BIGGER PENIS' OR...........' ARE THE WOMEN FINALLY...... NOTICING YOU'!! WTH....IS UP WITH THAT??...1 Recommendation3 Comments
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MOE CAME BACK LAST NIGHT FINALLY! I WAS GOING OUT THE DOOR TO TAKE BOOMER OUT TO GO POTTY.....AND THERE STOOD MOE!!!! HE LOOKS THINNER!!! HE HIT THE CAT FOOD DISH RIGHT AWAY TOO! POOR LITTLE BUGGER! HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO GO BACK OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT EITHER! BEFORE I WENT TO BED......AS I TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS......THERE HE WAS...SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE HEATER....... SOUND ASLEEP! THAT MAKE...1 Recommendation5 Comments
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Hope everyone had the perfect Valentines Day.
Now heres the opinions of our next Generation, and what they consider on being in Love, and Married when they grow up. lol
Kids on Love and Marriage...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip...1 Recommendation8 Comments
