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Friday November 27, 2009

Funny Stories

  • I feel like I'm being pecked to death by ducks

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008 | A Funny story

    Yes, I know that won't kill me but.... It HURTS. I'm tired and stale and I keep losing the details. My job is all about details.
    I keep losing my KEYS. Twice in one week, and my daughter had my house keys and we got locked out. I discovered today that 1) I can no longer boost my daughter's butt through the bedroom window and that 2) I can't boost my lard butt through it either. So...

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  • Christmas 2008 part 1

    Monday, December 22, 2008 | A Funny story

    Well, I thought it was funny! Some of you may not but...It gives you a peek at normal Stowers family life.
    The Kylie report is OK, back to baby stepping again. We are off all but 2 continuous drip meds! OK so that is a big step. A little bit of a diuretic or water drug, a little bit of an antidysrhythmic for her heart. We are down from 12 cont. drip drugs two weeks ago, also a giant step. OK for a...

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  • Seismic activity in NW Ohio

    Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | A Funny story

    It hasn't been on the news but there has been an eruption of seismic activity in NW Ohio. The source of this activity has been traced to four women of the Stowers family.
    A 10 minute earthquake was caused Monday by the youngest member of the Stowers family, Kylie. The cause of the earthquake was an attempt by her mother and grandmother to give the young lady a bath! People in the Perrysburg ar...

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  • Fantastic Flying Chihuahua FOUND!!!

    Thursday, April 30, 2009 | A Funny story

    OK, in my first journal entry from Kylie's surgery day I told you of poor Tinkerbell that flew away in the wind like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.  Now I felt very badly about our behavior in the face of this tragedy...Paul, Beth and I were making bad puns, doing flying chihuahua impersonations etc. I think Paul and Beth were just glad not to have to hear me blubber, but any rate, Tinks&#...

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  • My granddaughter is a Whoopie Cushion !!!

    Thursday, June 18, 2009 | A Funny story

    Gotta make this quick... First and foremost, The first round in court went to the good guys! Bigtime! God fought it for us and we did not have to say one word! More attacks have occured but they will be easily rebutted and possibly used against the other side.
    Kylie went to the cardiologist yesterday and he is pleased with her progress. Please pray that we can get her to eat reliably and that ...

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