What is Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome-IBS
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) or spastic colon is a functional bowel disorder characterized by abdominal pain and changes in bowel habits that is not associated with any abnormali...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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The race is on: Next week Sister arrives and its a race between her & the dust bunnies. The bunnies are doing their best to hang around to meet Sister, & I keep slapping them back with my trusty mop!!! So we shall see who wins out. For every msg or hug that I don't respond to directly, be assured that it accounts for one more bunny gone, or at least out of site! And ...
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Where Is the BC Located?
A minister’s widow, who was old-fashioned, was going camping for a week in California. She was nervous about the bathroom facilities and decided to write a letter to the campground owner. But as she was writing, she couldn't bring herself to write toilet. After much thought, the widow settled on bathroom commode, but when she wrote the word, it still sounded too ...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
THINKING WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greet...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
This was actually reported by a teacher.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following: we always used to spend the holidays with grandma and grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but grandpa got retarted and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. Th...2 Recommendations19 Comments -
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following...2 Recommendations7 Comments -
This came from McKenzie 'Onedayatatime' and fit so well ---
Ya see, I'm in the front half of a duplex with the owners/friends/neighbors, living in the back half...... they have a very large, very loud Boxer and WE only have ONE backyard lol !!!
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I have recently gotten a parrot.............. as they go,...2 Recommendations7 Comments -
George Carlin-isms
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly -- he knows where
all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswom...1 Recommendation10 Comments
