What is Insomnia

Insomnia is characterized by an inability to sleep and/or to remain asleep for a reasonable period. Insomniacs typically complain of being unable to close their eyes or "rest their...

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Saturday November 28, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Funny.

    Friday, March 7, 2008 | A Funny story

    Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
    It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
    Just noticed that.
    Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
    lol Oh wow.

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  • Our New Dos

    Saturday, March 15, 2008

    My Dear Friends,
    Well, Ozzie and I both have new dos. And, I must say, we both look rediculous!
    My new hair color is supposed to be just a little darker than blond. It is dark red. I look like an old hooker. When it was silver, I may have looked old, but now I look old and slutty.
    Ozzie's new cut makes it look like he has a mullet. The mats were so bad on his sides, they had to shave them, but...


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  • what to say to people who pisssss u off

    Monday, July 14, 2008 | A Funny story

    How about never? Is never good for you? You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I like you. You remind me of when I was young ...

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  • myspace

    Saturday, July 19, 2008 | A Funny story

    Today my daughter helped me make a myspace it was fun !!!! Never had one but i think it's creative. If anyone here has myspace and wanna add me then just do so :)

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  • Another Adventure

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 | A Funny story

    Saturday, August 23, 2008 – 11:25 A.M.
    As things turned out yesterday, I unexpectedly went adventuring again. (This is starting to be a bad habit.)
    My sister (Alice) and I had agreed to meet at a bookstore named Border Books, which is located at a new place named Meadows Park Mall. We were to meet one another at 11 A.M. I was driven there (or at east thought I had been driven there) by Ac...

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  • Well I slept through the whole weekend!!

    Monday, October 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    I slept through the whole weekend and missed that OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts.  From what I heard he will spend the rest of his days in prison.  Weird that this will put him away when the murder trial didn't.   I guess that Nicole's friend's family won't get their millions from him now.  He also won't be able to sneak around and do signin...

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  • Whilst i was feeling suicidal today i randomely remembered something that happened to me when i tried to commit suicide last time.
    It was a saturday about 3 weeks ago i think. I was feeling extremely depressed. I was sitting on the computer trying deperately to hold on when my dad came in and got mad at me for sitting at the computer too long and broke it.
    It was the push i needed. I ran upstairs ...

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  • hair color just for men

    Monday, November 17, 2008 | A Funny story

    I really got tired of the way that I look.  So, I colored my goatee and eyebrows a light brown, ha!  My eyebrows are blonde and don't show up too much,  Now they are expressive, ha!  Maybe this is mid-life crisis that I'm going through, I don't know.  I am somewhat satisfied with the results.  I've got to buy a new razor one of these days...when I get...

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  • Birthday

    Tuesday, December 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    My personal odomter is at 58.955 years old right now  ha, ha!!!  Tomorrow  my personal odometor will read 59.000 years old (tongue in cheek)  Lots of miles on this old truck.  I put polish on this truck, but alas it is still an old truck, HA, HA HA.  A HAPPY AND FUNNY cLARENCE.  Yipee!

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  • Bleeping Mistakes!

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 | A Funny story

    Saturday, October 24, 2009 - 1:45 PM
    I may have figured out why the month seems to be going so fast. It might have something to do with the fact that I have been a week off when it comes to days. An example of this can be seen in my journal entry yesterday when I wrote that it was October 30. I absolutely hate it when I make bleeping mistakes like that.
    This must be my month for mistakes. This ...

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