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Tuesday December 1, 2009
Funny Stories
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct
slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed un...2 Recommendations5 Comments -
A Sense of Humor
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived.
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
"Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we h...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
Pecans in the cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
If my Life was a Soundtrack, this is how it would go:
Name of Movie:
Awaken the Daisy Within
(Awaken the Innocence Within)
Opening Credits:
Time Has Come by Mercy Me
Waking Up:
Trouble Sleeping by Corine Bailey Rae
Falling in Love:
Dismissed by ZOEgirl
Fight Song:
Maybe by Kelly Clarkson
Breaking Up:
Stay Pretty by Farewell
Life:
How Great is our God by Chris Tomlin
Driving:
Rollin' and Tumblin' by...1 Recommendation8 Comments -
I was having a drink at a restaurant with my friend Justin
when he spotted an attractive woman sitting at the bar.After an hour of gathering his courage,he approached her
and asked,"Would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?"
She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs,"No,I won't come over to your place tonight!"
With everyone in the restaurant staring,Justin crept...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
Well, that will teach me to start cleaning up when I feel better! LOL
Went into Shannon's room thinking the wastebasket in the livingroom is hers and lost my balance and fell right onto my nose!!! Nose and upper lip is numb but I'm OK - UNBELIEVABLE!! I AM THE PROVERBIAL CLUTZ - HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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A Dieter's Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas
And all round my hips
Where Fannis May Candies
That sneaked past my lips.
Fudge brownies were stored
In the freezer with care
In hopes that my thighs
Would forget they were there.
While I in my girdle
And you in chin straps
Had just settled down
To sugar-born naps.
When out in the pantry
There arose such a clatter
I sprang fr...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
Today I went to see my daughter and pick up my g-daughter for a sleepover with Savannah. Now, sahe has been getting ornages and lemons from what she described as branches overhanging an alleyway. Soooooooooooo we drive over there and YES orange and lemon trees loaded with fruit...EXCEPT they weren't exactly hanging over the fence into the alley. So I went up and knocked on the door prepared t...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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GOOD MORNING BROTHERS AND SISTERS !
SQUIRREL POP UP
The couple had set the timer on their camera while posing at a lakeside in a national park in Canada.
Just as they were about to be captured on camera the cheeky squirrel popped up in the foreground and stole the show.
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The picture was taken at the side of the stunning Lake Mi...1 Recommendation9 Comments
