What is Heart-Failure
Congestive heart failure (CHF), also called congestive cardiac failure (CCF) or just heart failure, is a condition that can result from any structural or functional cardiac disorde...
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Tuesday December 1, 2009
Funny Stories
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MY NEW MOTTO:
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable!!!
THE OLDER CROWD....(Of which I am one!!!)
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>A distraught senior citizen
>phoned her doctor's office.
>'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
>'that the medication
>you prescribed has to be taken
>for the rest of my life?'
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>'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
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>Ther...
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Well, this is ol'grumpy, Sue's hubby.
Our day started out at 6:04 AM when we realized that we overslept. (We wanted to be up at 5:30 AM). We hustled to get dressed etc, and get going. We left the house around 6:50 AM and took off to meet Sue's brother to pay him the money we owed him and sign off on Sue's mother's house. We had to meet him at 9:30 AM., no earlier or later. ...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
This is enlightening!!!! This is probably what it does to our brain power - like putting your head in a microwave, eh? Check this out! And we're supposed to believe that cell phones are safe?
Click on the word 'POPCORN' below and watch.
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly s...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
WE IS FRIENDS
ME AND YOU IS FRIENDS
YOU SMILE, I SMILE
YOU HURT, I HURT
YOU CRY, I CRY
YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
I"M GONNA MISS YOUR EMAILS AND HUGS!
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He
replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She
answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just ...1 Recommendation3 Comments -
God's Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly state...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
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There is a lot of controversy in Boise, Idaho over the grand opening of BOOBIES RESTAURANT. I can see the back door of this restaurant from my livingroom window. Everyone is in an uproar over the name. Admittedly, when I first saw the name and no store front, I wondered if my neighborhood was becoming a Red Light District, or something. However, I think the people are ingenious to have creatively...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2.. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that...1 Recommendation4 Comments
