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Tuesday November 24, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Classy Insults

    Thursday, May 1, 2008 | A Funny story

    When Insults Had Class:  
    'He has all the virtues I dislike
    and none of the vices I admire.'
    -- Winston Churchill  
    'I have never killed a man, but
    I have read many obituaries
    with great pleasure.'  
    -- Clarence Darrow  
    'He has never been known to use a word
    that might send a reader
    to the dictionary.'
    -...










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    3 Comments

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  • Dancing Dog

    Friday, May 2, 2008 | A Funny story

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bt4kguLPTU

    1 Recommendation

    5 Comments

  • Journal Entry for February 15, 2009

    Sunday, February 15, 2009 | A Funny story

    Feeling like that little energizer bunny going around and around...

    1 Recommendation

  • I need a life

    Monday, April 6, 2009 | A Funny story

    Bought a new bedroom set and getting it delivered tomorrow.  Hate to say it but it is the most exciting thing in my life currently.  I have to get my blood work done again and I always get nervous so I guess retail therapy helps.

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  • Joke

    Thursday, October 29, 2009 | A Funny story

    You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
    > If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like th...

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  • My New Doctor

    Thursday, November 5, 2009 | A Funny story

    ( Dr. Han is 94 years old.................)
    I love this Doctor  
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?
    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.  Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the li...


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  • Funny

    Tuesday, November 10, 2009 | A Funny story


      
    HOPE IS A GIFT WE GIVE OURSELVES, AND IT REMAINS WHEN ALL ELSE IS GONE.
    NAOMI JUDD
    How the world works lately...
    If a man cuts his finger off while
    Slicing salami at work,
    He blames the restaurant.
    If you smoke three packs a day
    for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
    Your family blames the
    Tobacco  company.
    If your neighbor crashes
    Into a tree while...












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