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Compulsive gambling is an urge or addiction to gamble despite harmful negative consequences or a desire to stop. A preferred term among many professionals is problem gambling, as f...
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Wednesday November 25, 2009
Funny Stories
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Sometimes I sit here and procrastinate, getting a little lost in my friends and my self. I put off what needs to be done. I will sit and sit and then think - oh well too late now. Not today - I will grab the day by the horns and redeem it. It is a good day. Better than yesterday - not sure about tomorrow but it doesn't matter. This is the day to use.
Ok enough said, no long rambling today. I a...
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George Carlin passed away, but his humor lives on. Here are some funny words, along with some good advice:
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
Well, after I wrote my je yesterday, I thought to myself that I probably shouldn't have said anything about something in the house needing fixing.......seeing as my karma is a bit out of whack lately Sure enough, about four hours later I went to do the dishes and the faucet on the kitchen sink wouldn't move (its a double sink and the faucet swivels from one sink to the other)...1 Recommendation8 Comments
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I posted this in the OLD GEEZERS group, but thought I'd share it for all of you who are either "there" or aproaching"there:
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longe...1 Recommendation6 Comments -
I love my best friends!!! Look what they send:
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
George Carlin-isms
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly -- he knows where
all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswom...1 Recommendation10 Comments -
Why you ask? Maybe it was first time in after all the clicking and clacking and beeping as if we were just hit by nukes, and this little voice said: "How are you Kimberly?" and I answered: "Just fine, Chewy has everything under control." Then I had to hold my breath like, forever, and that lil voice came on again: "You ok Kimberly?" "yea, thank god we made it to...1 Recommendation4 Comments
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Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN ...1 Recommendation5 Comments -
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Create a new folder in your PC
2. Name it “'Housework”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC&n...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee
cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice ... done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! ... that too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong...1 Recommendation7 Comments
