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### Funny Stories

• WHAT MAKES 100%?

Thursday, July 14, 2011 | A Funny story

What Makes 100%? Posted on 07/01/11, 07:20 pm
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G ...

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• WHAT MAKES 100%?

Thursday, July 14, 2011 | A Funny story

What Makes 100%? Posted on 07/01/11, 07:20 pm
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G ...

1 Recommendation

3 Comments

• icy

Friday, July 15, 2011 | A Funny story

I feel death’s icy grip around my neck slowly tighten and I hear myself screaming in agony, resentment, and happiness.
this is the most ghastly way to say: I choked on an ice cube

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• Choo Choo Poem

Sunday, September 11, 2011 | A Funny story

Choo-Choo!
Beaumont's message to A Laughter Club members:
Get A Transfer
If you are on the Gloomy Line,
Get a transfer.
If you're inclined to fret and pine,
Get a transfer.
Get off the track of doubt and gloom,
Get on the Sunshine Track - there's room -
Get a transfer.
If you're on the Worry Train,
Get a transfer.
You must not stay there and complain,
Get a transfer.
The Cheerful Cars are passi...

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• Choo Choo Poem

Sunday, September 11, 2011 | A Funny story

Choo-Choo!
Beaumont's message to A Laughter Club members:
Get A Transfer
If you are on the Gloomy Line,
Get a transfer.
If you're inclined to fret and pine,
Get a transfer.
Get off the track of doubt and gloom,
Get on the Sunshine Track - there's room -
Get a transfer.
If you're on the Worry Train,
Get a transfer.
You must not stay there and complain,
Get a transfer.
The Cheerful Cars are pas...

1 Recommendation

• Work! Work and More Work!

Saturday, August 17, 2013 | A Funny story

Hay!
Good Afternoon Ta Ya!  Yay, I doing some housework this afternoon...or at least trying too.  Just finished cleaning the kitchen and getting ready to start vacuuming.  The lady above is more like it!  I can only do so much without my back starting to ache.  But I thought I'd get as much done as I could.
Sure wish we had any type of lawn mower.  Goin...

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• My husband and I, because of snoring and I guess just generally sleeping better, sleep separately and have for years.
He has very strict rules concerning his mornings.
1. I cannot arise before 6 a.m.
2. If I should awaken prior to  this time, I am to use the upstairs bathroom as Mother Nature often calls upon awakening and he doesn't want to be awakened. (NOTE: Should he awaken prior t...

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