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Thursday May 26, 2016

Funny Stories

  • WHAT MAKES 100%?

    Thursday, July 14, 2011 | A Funny story

    What Makes 100%? Posted on 07/01/11, 07:20 pm
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?
    What makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G ...

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  • WHAT MAKES 100%?

    Thursday, July 14, 2011 | A Funny story

    What Makes 100%? Posted on 07/01/11, 07:20 pm
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%?
    What makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G ...

    1 Recommendation

    3 Comments

  • icy

    Friday, July 15, 2011 | A Funny story

    I feel death’s icy grip around my neck slowly tighten and I hear myself screaming in agony, resentment, and happiness.
    this is the most ghastly way to say: I choked on an ice cube

    1 Recommendation

    2 Comments

  • Choo Choo Poem

    Sunday, September 11, 2011 | A Funny story

    Choo-Choo!
    Beaumont's message to A Laughter Club members:
    Get A Transfer
    If you are on the Gloomy Line,
    Get a transfer.
    If you're inclined to fret and pine,
    Get a transfer.
    Get off the track of doubt and gloom,
    Get on the Sunshine Track - there's room -
    Get a transfer.
    If you're on the Worry Train,
    Get a transfer.
    You must not stay there and complain,
    Get a transfer.
    The Cheerful Cars are passi...

    1 Recommendation

  • Choo Choo Poem

    Sunday, September 11, 2011 | A Funny story

    Choo-Choo!
    Beaumont's message to A Laughter Club members:
    Get A Transfer
    If you are on the Gloomy Line,
    Get a transfer.
    If you're inclined to fret and pine,
    Get a transfer.
    Get off the track of doubt and gloom,
    Get on the Sunshine Track - there's room -
    Get a transfer.
    If you're on the Worry Train,
    Get a transfer.
    You must not stay there and complain,
    Get a transfer.
    The Cheerful Cars are pas...

    1 Recommendation

  • Work! Work and More Work!

    Saturday, August 17, 2013 | A Funny story


    Hay! 
    Good Afternoon Ta Ya!  Yay, I doing some housework this afternoon...or at least trying too.  Just finished cleaning the kitchen and getting ready to start vacuuming.  The lady above is more like it!  I can only do so much without my back starting to ache.  But I thought I'd get as much done as I could. 
    Sure wish we had any type of lawn mower.  Goin...

    1 Recommendation

  • My husband and I, because of snoring and I guess just generally sleeping better, sleep separately and have for years. 
    He has very strict rules concerning his mornings.
    1. I cannot arise before 6 a.m.
    2. If I should awaken prior to  this time, I am to use the upstairs bathroom as Mother Nature often calls upon awakening and he doesn't want to be awakened. (NOTE: Should he awaken prior t...

    1 Recommendation

    6 Comments