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A food allergy is hypersensitivity to dietary substances, leading to various types of gastrointestinal complaints. It occurs mainly, but not exclusively, in children. It is a commo...
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Tuesday November 24, 2009
Funny Stories
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct
slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed un...
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Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
Just noticed that.
Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
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For those of you who may have seen a goal that I put on there, then took off.
It said "Remain patient with B/F"
It meant BEST FRIEND. NOT BOYFRIEND.
I forgot an F. My bad.
My Best friend is preggers, 1st trimester, quit smoking, drinking scotch and caffeine.
She was a little off her rocker today, and super-duper cranky, said something nasty to me. I got pissy and made...1 Recommendation7 Comments -
I am absolutely lobstered!!! haha, jus sat in the sun all day as its a bank holiday so got a day off. Totally bright red!!!
Jus got an email from my boyfriend who is volunteering in Africa........ hes ment to be coming back in a month but probably isnt cos hes got a job. It jus adds to everything. I dont know what to do.1 Recommendation3 Comments -
OMG...
This boy has been texting and talking to me on facebook for a while... I kissed him on new year (when I was still with my bf, but i was too off my face to care) but anyway.... he found out that I split up with my bf and now keeps ringing and texting, trying to get me to go out for a drink. I told him i wasnt interested, not ready, not over my bf etc etc.. but he doesnt listen...
So today I ...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
All religions are the same: basically guilt, with different holidays!1 Recommendation3 Comments -
Been eating the best bean soup lately. After my bath the other day, I farted & broke the urine bag. There were pieces all over the place. Pee all over the bed linens too.
A friend sent me this poem today. Quiet fitting I think. LOL!!!
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A fart..it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winte...1 Recommendation4 Comments -
OMG, the funniest thing was said at work today:
Background:
My Dad is a big time bird watcher, for 6 years he has been involved with bird watching classes, often getting up at 4am to join them for the best time to see the birds.
He was telling my girl Kimmy last night about some birds that he was hoping to see this AM, sparrows, a rogue parakeet or two, wood cocks, robins...
This morning, Kimmy asked...1 Recommendation31 Comments
