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Monday November 23, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Funny.

    Friday, March 7, 2008 | A Funny story

    Lmao when you look at my journals on the right with the smilies...
    It looks like i'm bipolar lol.
    Just noticed that.
    Its like Excellent, Horible, Happy, Bad, Excellent, Happy, Horrible.
    lol Oh wow.

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  • I HATE ELMO...

    Wednesday, April 16, 2008 | A Funny story

    That little red turd is driving me nuts.  He has the most irritating voice on planet Earth and did you know that it's really the voice of a large black man?!?  I never would have believed it if I didn't see him for myself.  Why do little ones like him so much??  Every single little kid, I mean don't any of them have different taste in annoying characters???  A...

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  • Muddy Moose!

    Wednesday, May 7, 2008

    Okay I was getting back into jogging my path in the woods,on a cross country ski trail and I stopped to take a drink of water,put my hands on my knees (out of breath) looked up and two feet away was a BULL MOOSE! talk about scared shitless! It's atler's weren't that big but he didn't look all that friendly either. I ran home grabbed my H and camera and found the sucker again! I wa...

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  • a joke

    Saturday, August 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the reenactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event. But the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down.
    That's when the Confederate general hollered, "Fire at Will!".

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  • My Life as a Soundtrack!

    Friday, August 22, 2008 | A Funny story

    If my Life was a Soundtrack, this is how it would go:
    Name of Movie:
    Awaken the Daisy Within
    (Awaken the Innocence Within)
    Opening Credits:
    Time Has Come by Mercy Me
    Waking Up:
    Trouble Sleeping by Corine Bailey Rae
    Falling in Love:
    Dismissed by ZOEgirl
    Fight Song:
    Maybe by Kelly Clarkson
    Breaking Up:
    Stay Pretty by Farewell
    Life:
    How Great is our God by Chris Tomlin
    Driving:
    Rollin' and Tumblin' by...
















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  • We really know each other well.....

    Tuesday, November 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    Yep, it's Wednesday and I think LISA knows me better than I do.  Good observation LISA!  No, I am not upset, thanks for asking because your right, I seem to do that and this time I did not let it happen cuz I ate bad.  I really did not eat bad but if I have things other than what I think is healthy it gets to me and I do get off track.
    Yesterday was a good day other than work be...

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  • uhhh

    Sunday, December 28, 2008 | A Funny story

    I made the goal then promptly swore.......this......will be hard. haha

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  • This is my list of ten reasons why I think I just don’t float my gentleman’s boat. I have notice apathy since he left for Christmas and now I’m interpreting that as something more. On a scale of 1 : 10 , if I were rating my importance in his life I think I would get about a 2.
    1)      I  told him I miss him over the phone and he grunted
    2)  ...

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  • The puddle I live in

    Wednesday, January 28, 2009 | A Funny story

    Everytime I hear the term “fish in the sea” I laugh inside because I envision my town as a puddle. I see the fish flopping around in a shallow puddle.   This is a description of my puddle. It is beautiful. There are four rivers that meet up in the “downtown” area. In the summer time float planes launch from one of the rivers. In the winter people drive up and down tha...

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  • Cruel cruel indifference

    Monday, February 23, 2009 | A Funny story

    Until Christmas time of last year I still considered exfiance the great love of my life and was so mournful.
    Now I am incredibly indifferent. When he talks to me if it isn't about our house or other financial matters I am only half listening.
    He has been wanting a new job for weeks and talking about it. I hear "blah blah bla yada"
    Just now he texted me "I got it!"
    I thought ...



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