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Tuesday December 1, 2009

Funny Stories

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    Ok this journal may not be for everyone, but I just have to write about it, so here we go...
    Fun with Femine Hygiene
    I went to our house in Rock Hill this past weekend and because my husband wasn't expecting me I went by the grocery store to grab something for dinner.  I didn't know what he had to eat at the house, so I was going to call him when I got into the store.  ...


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  • Easter Cats...er...Bunnies...

    Sunday, March 23, 2008

     Easter Cats
    So, I have this really gorgeous flame point himalayan (that would be a cat for those of you who are not ailurophiles, aka cat lovers) and I had this great (ok, stupid) idea to dress him up as an Easter Bunny to take a picture and post on here for all my DS friends.  I mean what could be cuter than a cat dressed up as a bunny?  hmmm, the first thing that comes to mind wo...

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  • Squirrel Hunting! You have to see this one!

    Monday, March 31, 2008 | A Funny story

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  • How to move with 24 cats!

    Tuesday, May 6, 2008 | A Funny story

    How to Move when you have 24 cats...
    1.  get a box
    2.  open a closet or drawer
    3.  remove cat from box
    4.  remove cat from closet or drawer
    5.  place items in closet or drawer on the head of cat in box
    6.  dig down into box and remove cat
    7.  close lid of box
    8.  hear meows emanating from box
    9.  open box and remove cat
    10.  close box really fast
    1...










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  • Journal Entry for June 16, 2008

    Monday, June 16, 2008 | A Funny story

    Ok, so, you know how some people bring reading material into the bathroom?
    I decided to bring some of my work for teaching in with me, so that I could get some work done while I was "getting some work done"  (Jessica's words) . . .
    And . . .
    I lost my white out.
    It's long gone . . . down into the sewers . . . and I can't stop laughing about it.
    I just sort of placed it in m...




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  • What an evening....SO funny

    Tuesday, September 9, 2008 | A Funny story

    I have thought of this story all day.  Every time I remember the evening I spent with Russ I start laughing.  I hope it does not translate into on of those you had to be there moments.  Yesterday, we actually had a cool evening and the breeze was blowing nice and steady.  I went out on the back patio with Russ while he is feeding the dogs.  It is usually a time of playing...

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  • George Carlinisms

    Monday, March 23, 2009 | A Funny story

     George Carlin-isms
    1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
    things.
    2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
    3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we
    still have monkeys and apes?
    5. The main reason Santa is so jolly --  he knows where
    all the bad girls live.
    6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswom...








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  • WVer's can't kill family......

    Saturday, April 25, 2009 | A Funny story

    OK, now most folks think WV is a state of back woods red-neck (actually the history of this term is mistaken and if interested, I will explain it's TRUE meaning/history.) in-bred hillbillies.....and usually, I am the first one on the band wagon to agree to some degree.  See, I couldn't work for the State's Dept of Tourism as I stated that "Almost Heaven WV" is the polit...

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  • Affirmation for July 20, 2009: Bernard Bailey

    Monday, July 20, 2009 | A Funny story

    When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
    ~Bernard Bailey
    This one put a smile on my face this morning. Happy Monday!
    Doug
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