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Sexual dysfunction or sexual malfunction is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or c...

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Monday November 30, 2009

Funny Stories

  • Journal Entry for April 16, 2008

    Wednesday, April 16, 2008 | A Funny story

    i heard the funniest interview on the radio the other day. you know when u hear something funny and u keep on laughing about it days later? anyway, there was this 65 yr old guy from dunedin who run up dunedins tallest street 30 times a day, and he is a celebrity in his town now and all the people come to watch him. his only problem was that every three weeks he needs a new pair of sneakers, and h...

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  • Journal Entry for April 18, 2008

    Friday, April 18, 2008 | A Funny story

    Another beautiful day!  Have a dentist appt in a bit, then a 10 mile run.  I have to share my 14 year old daughter's recipe for "How to Crisp Lettace".  I thought it was just me, but my 11 year old daughter saw it sitting on the counter and started laughing also.  Note step one, some days I stop there.
    How to Crisp Lettace
    Step one   Bang head on sink
    Step...


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  • Journal Entry for August 2, 2008

    Saturday, August 2, 2008 | A Funny story

    It all started because of a bad habit I can't control - when I'm stressed, I grind my teeth when I sleep. So last month I broke a tooth. Didn't hurt really, just irritating. Sometime last night, all hell broke loose in my head and the broken tooth caused an infection that travelled up my sinus cavity - but only on the left side.  It's feels like I've been punched in ...

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  • Showering

    Saturday, October 4, 2008 | A Funny story

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
    Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide lo...




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  • Limmericks

    Tuesday, November 11, 2008 | A Funny story

    I come to daily to DS
    To share some BS
    I have met so many people from all over the this land
    That is definetly grand..
    Do you any of you know some limmericks..

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  • bleh..........chickens!!!

    Tuesday, December 30, 2008 | A Funny story

    i got the chickens!! 1 full grown rooster, and 6 laying hens that aren't quite full grown yet.  they haven't been out of the boxes that they were transported in, bcause the first one that my son and i went to look at, flew out of her box and perched on one of my kitchen chairs!!  i was on the phone with my husband at the time, and i'm screaming, my son is screaming, and my h...

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  • Like OH-Mi-GAH!

    Sunday, April 26, 2009 | A Funny story

    I had posted this in the Pet Peeve group and thought I should share my feelings in my journal as well.  
    MY LATEST PET PEEVE:
    Women who talk constantly to their shopping buddies IN THE FITTING ROOM.
    I mean a little while is ok. 10 minutes and I'm about ready to scream.
    I do not need to know how AMAZING you look in that color.
    Nor do I care how hard it is for you to find a pair of matching s...




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  • HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY EVERYONE!!!

    Sunday, May 10, 2009 | A Funny story

     
    I am just wishing everyone a happy mother'sday. have fun!!

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